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11 Signs Your Office Plant Is Basically Your Baby

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1. It has a name.

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Of course it has a name! Does your CHILD have a name? Same.

2. You know that your baby deserves the finest.

Only bottled for boo.
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Only bottled for boo.

3. You give it friends so it isn't lonely.

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Plant playdate!

4. You're constantly shopping for cute planters for your little one.

You can get this one here.
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5. HR has to intervene when your plant starts infringing on other workspaces.

"It's a free-range fern, Jan. What do you want me to do, TRIM IT?"
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"It's a free-range fern, Jan. What do you want me to do, TRIM IT?"

6. You have an office inspiration board.

But seriously, LOOK AT THAT GOLDFISH! IT'S A GOLDFISH!
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But seriously, LOOK AT THAT GOLDFISH! IT'S A GOLDFISH!

7. This is your office ID photo:

And you both look gorgeous.
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And you both look gorgeous.

8. Everyone can tell which desk is yours.

We see no problem with this.
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We see no problem with this.

9. Desks without plants on them look super weird to you.

Who would choose that life?
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Who would choose that life?

10. You avoid working from home.

Who will take care of it if you're gone?
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Who will take care of it if you're gone?

11. And going on vacation terrifies you.

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What if your designated plant waterer falls through? What if they OVERwater? WHAT IF THEY KILL IT?!