1. It has a name.
2. You know that your baby deserves the finest.
3. You give it friends so it isn't lonely.
4. You're constantly shopping for cute planters for your little one.
5. HR has to intervene when your plant starts infringing on other workspaces.
6. You have an office inspiration board.
7. This is your office ID photo:
8. Everyone can tell which desk is yours.
9. Desks without plants on them look super weird to you.
10. You avoid working from home.
