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11 Signs Your Office Plant Is Basically Your Baby

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1. It has a name.

Of course it has a name! Does your CHILD have a name? Same.

3. You give it friends so it isn't lonely.

Plant playdate!

11. And going on vacation terrifies you.

What if your designated plant waterer falls through? What if they OVERwater? WHAT IF THEY KILL IT?!