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    23 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Ever Taken The NYC Subway In The Summer

    Aka hell on earth.

    1. When you have to face a stranger’s exposed armpit as they hold onto the bar.

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    2. When you walk down the subway stairs into the fiery pits of hell and the temperature suddenly spikes 10 degrees.

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    3. When you lose balance and sway right into a stranger's sweaty back.

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    4. When there's a train delay and you must endure a second longer of this torture.

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    5. When the heat makes you so light-headed that even the shuttle feels like an eternity of suffering.

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    6. When you finally find an empty subway car with AC.

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    7. When you overhear someone complaining about the lack of Wi-Fi on the subway and all you want is some FRESH AIR.

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    8. When the summer humidity amplifies the stench of underground NYC.

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    Everything smells like a mix of B.O., urine, and lamb over rice.

    9. When you sweat through every layer of your business casual work outfit.

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    10. When a passing subway blows a steamy gust of wind into your face and you accidentally inhale.

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    11. When you sweat off all of your makeup and you question why you ever bothered trying to look good in the first place.

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    12. When the summer rain just adds to the preexisting moisture and other unidentified liquids.

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    13. When the sweatiest man in the subway car sits RIGHT next to you even though there are other available seats.

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    14. When someone actually has the audacity to fart as if the dense, humid air isn't enough.

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    15. When school's out and the subway is infiltrated by the angsty teen demographic.

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    16. When you sit down in someone else's butt sweat.

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    17. And when your own butt is suctioned to the chair and you have to peel yourself off.

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    18. When a subway performer is dancing and their sweaty body just adds to the underground heat wave.

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    19. When you get stuck next to a scantily clad individual and pretty much go to second base.

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    20. When the subway humidity is so moist and powerful your hair actually doubles in size.

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    21. When you glance down and see everyone's nasty toes sticking out of their sandals.

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    22. When you hold onto the subway pole and it's fucking wet with sweat.

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    23. When you finally make it up the exit stairs alive and get that first breath of fresh air.

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