Once upon a time, a music video revolutionized the '90s bubblegum pop scene.
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Yes, that video was "Aaron's Party."
The beat was so glorious and the words so catchy, you couldn’t help but sing along.
What really made the video so amazing was the tweenage heartthrob at the center of it all, the great Aaron Carter.
YES. THIS LIL' DANDELION.
This superstar embodied the very essence of swag long before Macklemore went thrift shopping.
The moment Aaron’s parents left the house, you were overcome with an unimaginable amount of excitement.
You weirdly loved his tacky gold chain because it gave Aaron that badass look your parents hated.
And whenever Aaron was a total Kevin Federline with his outfit choices, you didn’t care because he pulled it off.
Aaron sure knew how to work them camera angles and every closeup literally made your heart skip a beat.
By the time he made it to the dance floor, you were already on your feet dancing along as if you were there with him.
These two biddies following Aaron around totally made him seem even more desirable to you.
And you were ridiculously jealous of them because they got to hang with your crush.
These kids were so freaking cool they rolled up in matching green punch buggies. WHO DOES THAT?!
And just LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THEY’RE ALL HAVING. WOWZERS.
Aaron breaking it down taught you all the dance moves you'll ever need.
When Aaron got busted, you crushed on him even harder because you love those bad boys.
And it's safe to say this supa fly guy was responsible for the sexual awakening of your prepubescent self.
So thank you, Aaron, for blessing the world with the greatest music video on God's green Earth.
