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20 Signs You're Proudly High Maintenance

People say "high maintenance" like it's a bad thing... SMDH.

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1. People are warned about your ways.

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Yeah good luck with that.

2. You introduce yourself to people like:

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That's Mrs. Queen Bee to you.

3. People like to say you're high maintenance as if you don't already know.

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No shit, Sherlock.

4. You have absolutely no shame.

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Loud and proud!

5. You do NOT aim to please.

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You do you, honey.

6. You always dress up like you're going to see your worst enemy.

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Bow down, bitches.

7. Patience is a virtue you'd like to smack in the face.

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Your time is precious.

8. You're not afraid to be confrontational.

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Gird your loins.

9. When haters talk sh*t about you, you take it as a compliment.

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Thanks for making me famous.

10. You ride that high horse like a boss.

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And you're never getting off.

11. You view life as one big race to the top.

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Second place is NOT an option.

12. Waiting in line is not your thing.

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Neither is waiting in general.

13. You wouldn't be caught dead with chipped nails.

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Mani pedis give you life.

14. You have a tendency to overreact.

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Lights, camera, action!

15. When people suggest you be more easy-going you refuse to lower your standards.

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Not happening.

16. You feel entitled to the finer things in life.

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17. Haterade is your drink of choice.

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Bottoms up!

18. Glamorous is your middle name. Music Group / A&M Records / Via

Most is your first. Ever is your last.

19. You've been this way since the womb.

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20. And you have no plans to change.

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