5. You’ve been listening to Kendrick for over 3 years
Call us rachet, but at least we know about that underground rap a quick minute before anyone else! Who is that Mackerel honkey to win the Grammy anyway?
7. The dreaded Trolley
So its all right for this strange woman to walk into Founder’s Hall all willy nilly during lunch, but if you are a visiting alum, you need to give a finger print test, background check, and stool sample before they even let you in the door. Maybe they are afraid that we might disturb the milts in their natural habitat
9. Manipulative Mints
Yeah, uh, you have a level IV, you’re getting terminated, and your mother just died, but have this mint.
10. Ibuprofen and Ice
Here, honey, I see that you’ve been completely dismembered; I have the perfect panacea, Ibuprofen and Ice
11. There’s that one Light-Skinned/ Hispanic/ White girl that every dude says he been with
We all know that showdy baaad, but none of y’all got with her
12. Clockies/ Weird White People
They’ll be waiting for you everyday as you innocently walk to class, giving you dirty looks and munching on Bibles
15. WEIGHTS DOWN SLOW!!!
Teacher: “Hey there Tyrone, is there a fire alarm going off right now?” (looks around casually for that one light-skinned/ Hispanic/ White Girl)
Tyrone: (drops the weights): “Uh, I don’t think so.”
Teacher: “Well then, WEIGHTS DOWN SLOW!!!!!”
16. Alumni Relations
“How dare you kids complain about how Milton Hershey School? Back in my day, we had to milk cows, I got beaten everyday, and got bullied and harassed by all the boys! You young people have it too easy!”
20. You think that TL is going to be Awesome, but you end up missing your student home after the first week
TL is literally the worst program to ever be orchestrated by MHS, well aside from Springboard, and maybe multi-age housing
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