1. Black Smoke - No new Pope.
2. Orange Smoke - Test smoke. Cardinals just testing smoke.
3. Pink Smoke - New episode of Girls “good but not great”.
4. Yellow Smoke - Random cardinal from South America has turned himself into smoke.
5. Red Smoke - Nachos
6. Purple Smoke - Cardinals watching original Batman on Blu-Ray.
7. Gray Smoke - Regular smoke (there’s a fire).
8. Screamin’ Green™ Smoke - This papal conclave is brought to you by Crayola®.
9. Koffing - Koffing
10. Invisible Smoke - Default Vatican smoke pumped into atmosphere to maintain control over all God’s men and children.
11. White Smoke - New Pope.
This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!
- Trump's supporters are just as frustrated as he is about not getting things done — and they're blaming everyone but Trump.
- The National Enquirer tabloid is growing by speaking to an audience ignored by mainstream media and backing Trump.
- Furniture stores are being reshaped by a simple fact: many young people simply aren't in the market for their stuff anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Model Bella Hadid, who promoted Fyre Festival on her social media, spoke out about the chaos and apologized to ticket holders.