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His Girlfriend Once Asked Him Where She Knew Him From
If A Tree Falls In The Woods And Only He Is There To Hear It........It Does Not Make A Sound
He Once Was Out In The Sun All Day.......And Got Whiter
His Stories Are The Leading Cause Of Death Among Women Ages 21-54
His First Fight.....Was An Internal Conflict
He Doesn't Eat Saltine Crackers......Because They Are Too Flavorful
His Political Affiliations Are With The "Belieber Party"
Whenever He Sees His Best Friend........He Introduces Himself
Your Guess Is Better Than His
There Is A Wrong Way To Eat A Reese's.......His Way
When He And His Dog Play Fetch........His Dog Throws The Ball And He Retrieves It
His Parents Were Worried To Be Seen With Him......Because He Might Make Them Look Uncool
Old Women Help Him Cross The Street
He Is The Least Interesting Man In The World
"I Don't Always Drink Beer, But When I Do.......I Only Have 1 Or 2"
Stay Thirsty My Friends
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