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    Sparknotes Summary Of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" Chapters 1-7

    "A story for the ages about love, hate, and poor decision making"

    Chapter 1

    Symbolism

    The Closet

    The Gun

    Best Quote

    "Tellin' ya now this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar" - Sylvester

    Shockingly no Oscars were awarded to any of the actors in this piece.

    Chapter 2

    Symbolism

    The Wig

    The Closet

    Best Quote

    "I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in your hand" -Rufus

    Luckily for Sylvester, he had that gun in his hand.

    Chapter 3

    Symbolism

    The Doorway

    Best Quote

    "I closed my mouth and swallowed spit, and I'm thinking to myself, 'This is some deep shit!'" -Sylvester

    I think we were all thinking the same thing.

    Chapter 4

    Symbolism

    The Car

    The "Rubber"

    Best Quote

    (Gwen)" 'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax.' And I said cool" - Sylvester

    #Truelove

    Chapter 5

    Foreshadowing

    The Cigarette

    Best Quote

    "She says 'Okay', wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina.
    I thought to myself, said it sound familiar. I said I probably know her if I seen her"
    -Sylvester and Gwen

    Despite the brilliant rhyming introduction of Tina.....they forget to ever mention her again.

    Symbolism

    Chapter 6

    The Guns

    Character Development

    Sylvester

    Best Quote

    Chapter 7

    Symbolism

    The Blood

    Bad-Ass Moment: Everything Twan Does

    Best Quote

    "I'm not gonna die, at least not today." -Twan

    In just half a chapter, Twan has clearly become the only likable character.

    To Be Continued..............

    Luckily, there's still 26 more chapters of action. *****SPOILER ALERT - there's an affair with a midget to come