Disney Princesses Ranked By Date-Ability

Which Disney Princess could you have a fairy tale ending with?

#10 Princess Merida

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Pros:

-Awesome Archer (just ask anyone who's seen the Hunger Games.....that's totally hot)

-In the Royal Family (wouldn't be bad to live in a castle would it?)

Cons:

-Awful Scottish accent

-Turns her mom into a bear (imagine what she'd do to a bad boyfriend)

Have you ever said "Man I'm just looking for a girl with a thick Scottish accent who is kind of a brat and turns her mom into a bear"? I didn't think so. She's got some things going for her, but DO NOT date Merida

Date-ability Rating: 3/10

#9 Snow White

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Pros:

-Good singer

-The fairest of them all

-Actually enjoys cooking and cleaning

Cons:

-Lives with 7 men she met in the woods.....does that make anyone else a little uncomfortable? She's pretty much the girl who went to a party freshman year and decided to live in the frat house for the rest of college

-Not a great friend. A true friend would tell Sleepy and Sneezy to see a doctor

-Falls in love with Prince Charming way too quickly. DESPERATE

Verdict:

She definitely has some great attributes, but unfortunately they do not dwarf (pun very much intended) the undeniable quirks that would be impossible to live with. She can whistle while she works out some of her issues, DO NOT date Snow White

Date-ability rating: 3/10

#8 Aurora

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Pros:

-She has potential to be adventurous (she doesn't get the chance to prove it early on, but with the right guy her adventurous side could definitely come out)

-Blessed with beauty and a great singing voice since birth

Cons:

-You'd find yourself hanging out with 3 old fairies all of the time

-Every girl has another girl who hates them. It's the way of the world. I'd rather my girlfriend's bitchy hater not be Maleficient. She literally turns into a dragon, that's one scary lady

Verdict:

Aurora is a very nice girl who definitely has some untapped potential. She can sing, and she wants to be outgoing, just isn't in the situation to do so. Aurora may end up being a fun date, but compared to some of the other princesses, she's a bit dull. If given the choice, you should PROBABLY NOT date Aurora.

Date-ability Rating: 4/10

#7 Ariel

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Pros:

-Adventurous

-Good singer

-Humans are her type......so pretty much everyone's her type

Cons:

-Unbelievably gullible....to the point where she might cheat on you and not even know it. (Ursula literally shows her a garden of slaves who have sold their souls to the Sea Witch before she makes the deal and she still agrees to GIVE UP HER VOICE)

-Really scary dad (is a cute girl worth death by triton?)

Verdict:

She's fun and adventurous so if that's your type, by all means go for it. However, she was convinced she could get Eric to fall in love with her within a week WITHOUT HER VOICE. Can you imagine meeting a girl who has lost the ability to speak, and within a week sharing true love's kiss? You really should get some help if you can. Regardless, some guys would love to make Ariel part of their world, so the final verdict is that Ariel is a MAYBE.

Date-ability Rating: 6/10

#6 Cinderella

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Pros:

-Literally a rags to riches story

-Nice, humble girl

Cons:

-Her best friends are mice......(Phoebe and Mike were able to work it out when they raised Bob the Rat's children, right?)

-Wanted to meet and marry the Prince before she even knew him. Pretty much was the first edition of the Bachelor. It's pretty safe to say the clock struck 12 on that marriage pretty quickly

-Apparently no other girl fit in her shoe......does no one else have the same size? There's a chance she has some serious clown feet

She's a pretty nice girl despite her flaws. Definitely has some step-mommy issues to work out, but has some potential. MAYBE date Cinderella

Date-ability Rating: 6/10

#5 Pocahontas

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Pros:

-Adventurous: She loves hiking, chillin' with raccoons, canoeing, and talking to trees (her grandma is literally a tree). Definitely could have some fun dates if you can keep up with her.

-Self-sufficient: She lives off the land, she don't need no man to get her food.

-Really deep views on life: She's super one with nature and has insanely deep views on life (her goals in the movie are balance and interracial harmony. Compare that to Ariel who just wants to date a guy)

Cons:

-She falls in love with a guy originally sent to kill her people......sounds like an abusive relationship waiting to happen

-That big house you always dreamed of may be nothing more than a dream....might be hard to sway her from her hut

Verdict:

She's a cool girl, definitely fun to hang with. If you're white, her father may hate you initially, but if you can move past that, she's worth a shot. You should PROBABLY DATE Pocahontas.

Date-ability Rating: 7/10

#4 Tiana

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Pros:

-She LOVES TO COOK. It's actually her passion. Can't get any better than a girlfriend who actually wants to cook great food all of the time

-She's her own person! She opens a restaurant and can make money for herself. Who knows, if it works out, maybe she could be your sugar mama

-She falls in love with a frog.......there's no way you'd ever be too ugly for her

Cons:

-Can certainly be stubborn

-Definitely has some serious sass

Verdict:

Tiana is a definitely a babe. One of the most independent of the Disney Princesses, she is loyal and hardworking and can definitely support herself. If ever given the chance, you should DATE Tiana

Date-ability Rating: 7.5/10

#3 Mulan

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Pros:

-Genuinely nice. Risks her own life to keep her father from going to war

-Literally saves all of China

Cons:

-She can totally kick your ass

Verdict

Mulan's an independent, genuine girl who's generally pretty awesome. You should DEFINITELY DATE Mulan, I can guarantee she'll make a man out of you

Date-ability Rating: 8.5/10

#2 Belle

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Pros:

-Smart (definitely the most well-read of the princesses)

-Independent

-Ambitious (what can I say, the girl needs more than this provincial life)

-Actually cares about a person's character: She's able to look past the Beast's appearance and doesn't fall for any of Gaston's smooth moves

Cons:

-Her love for Beast may have been a result of Stockholm Syndrome

-Doesn't really have any friends.....you run the risk of sitting in and reading books on all of your dates

Verdict:

There's no way around it, Belle is a total babe. She's actually got her own opinions and thoughts which is super hot. She's smart, nice, and would make the perfect girlfriend. You should DEFINITELY DATE Belle as long as you're not a meathead like Gaston. If you are, get back to eating your 5 dozen eggs, you've got no shot

Date-ability Rating: 9/10

#1 Princess Jasmine

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Pros:

-Total babe....literally doesn't wear a shirt at any point in time and always pulls it off

-Lives in a palace

-Has a pet tiger

-Super adventurous

Cons:

-Spoiled

-It would be really awkward to remain friends with Jafar

Verdict:

She's the hottest of the Disney Princesses and has a great personality to go with it. Plus, if you get married, you become the Sultan. Not a bad gig right? Plus, POOR BOYS ARE HER TYPE! That means you literally don't have to spend a dime on dates, just be creative and ideally own a magic carpet. Could there be a more perfect woman? If you get the chance, you should definitely MARRY JASMINE ON THE SPOT. To quote the Genie, "You're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked."

Date-ability Rating: 10/10

Bonus: Elsa

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Pros:

-Great singer

Cons:

-She never EVER wants to build a snowman

-totally a loner

-an Ice Queen

-She's gonna freeze yo butt

It's not worth it, she's gonna freeze you. You may think she's cute, but the final verdict is LET IT GO, it's never gonna work

Date-ability Rating: 3/10......try her sister instead