NH Primary Party: Candidate Themed Cocktails

A group of students at the University of New Hampshire hosted a NH primary party where they displayed candidate inspired beverages.

Hillary Clinton (Democrats 2nd Place)

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What is it? A Whisky still Sour

Why? Because if she loses this time, she will need a drink to match her mood.

Bernie Sanders (Democrats 1st Place)

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What is it? A White Russian

Why? Just like his hair. Remember to share a sip with everyone!

Jim Gilmore (Republicans Last Place)

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What is it? An Old Fashioned

Why? Too boring to care.

Ben Carson (Republicans 8th Place)

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What is it? Absinthe

Why? Strangely soothing, but bound to give you a nightmare after the fact.

Carly Fiorina (Republicans 7th Place)

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What is it? A glass of Red Wine

Why? It's classy, traditional, but not everyone’s first choice.

Chris Christie (Republicans 6th Place)

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What is it? A Bloody Mary with bacon, cookie, and a dollop of Crisco.

Why? It’s exactly what they sucked out in his last surgery.

Marco Rubio (Republicans 5th Place)

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What is it? An Appletini

Why? To match his boots.

Jeb Bush (Republicans 4th Place)

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What is it? Bud Light

Why? *nuff said*

Ted Cruz (Republicans 3rd Place)

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What is it? Molson’s Canadian Ale

Why? Pretty obvious.

John Kasich (Republicans 2nd Place)

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What is it? Miller Lite

Why? His father was a mailman.

Donald Trump (Republicans 1st Place)

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What is it? A glass of $500 champagne with flakes of gold, and an American flag

Why? Because it’s the best! Now pay attention to this drink all night!

Dropouts

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Closing Time: These candidates paid their tabs and left early. We salute them here with these empty glasses.