1. Nope. Do not want to eat chicken here.
2. And gee, those chicken sandwiches sound great but...PASS.
3. Also not eating the chicken here — I prefer joints that don't involve trash cans in their thawing process.
4. Wow! An iced tea + stink bug! What a treat...for someone else.
5. So that was the chef, huh? 😳😳😳
6. This restaurant is literally trying to kill someone.
7. And this restaurant's shirtless food prep doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
8. Actually, I don't have to use the bathroom anymore.
9. Really, I can hold it.
10. I DEFINITELY CAN HOLD IT!
11. This is not a soup I want to eat (yes, it showed up at the table with creamers in it).
12. Ooh, rats in the kitchen. That's...great.
13. Oh! And little rats out front. Not good, Bob.
14. Nothing to see here, just the cook spraying pesticides out front while wearing his apron!
15. You know what? I'm suddenly not hungry.
16. The clientele here seems...not ideal.
17. And by 20%, dear server, do you mean 37%?
18. Oh look, this server's running a different hustle!
19. And here's the best for last — a restaurant dumping a huge vat of grease into the sewer.
