Parents·Posted on Mar 18, 201727 Funny Marriage Tweets That Newlyweds Are 5-10 Years Away From Getting"I've been married for about 45 pounds."by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27.