Let's Cut The Crap — Newborns Ain't Cute And This Is What They Look Like

    Not your newborn. But, like, other people's.

    Mike Spohr
    by Mike Spohr

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. A potato with eyes.

    Twitter: @killadelfkid

    2. Voldemort coming out of the cauldron.

    Twitter: @RenaFennell
    Warner Bros.

    3. An alien.

    Twitter: @_moonbather

    4. James Bond himself, Daniel Craig.

    Twitter: @SirTerryScott / Via Columbia/MGM

    5. A turtle.

    Twitter: @ironstef
    jemima_conn / Via instagram.com

    6. This "cutie" from the Ghoulies film series.

    Twitter: @ScouseZombie

    7. A prune-y big toe.

    Twitter: @ThatBitchLisa
    erldent / Via instagram.com

    8. A frog.

    Twitter: @maddiepolcyn
    knickerbocker19 / Via instagram.com

    9. Something that spent a dozen millennia in the La Brea Tar Pit.

    steph @stephdelong93

    Why do newborn babies look like they just spent 10-12k years in the La Brea Tar Pit? #baby or #bogbody 🤔

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    10. Your drunk uncle.

    Twitter: @geofftock
    NBC

    11. Something out of Jeff Goldblum's greatest movie (don't @ me).

    Twitter: @jessiguess90
    20th Century Fox

    12. Naked mole rats.

    Twitter: @jeimycelon
    radio_boi_6 / Via instagram.com

    13. Steve Buscemi.

    Twitter: @alien_lefts
    HBO

    14. A worm.

    Twitter: @hannahschwartz0

    15. Winston Churchill.

    Twitter: @amehindru
    commons.wikimedia.org / Via Creative Commons

    16. And Majin Boo from Dragon Ball.

    krisha @krishamigo

    Why do newborn babies always look like majin boo tho

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