2.
On "pampering" yourself.
6.
On Minecraft or Musical.ly, probably.
9.
On checking on the baby.
10.
On how you now take walks.
11.
On your poor, poor bank account.
12.
And on your poor, poor bank account again.
13.
On leaving the house without your kids.
14.
And on the morning after.
17.
On school fundraisers.
18.
On "enjoying" dinner.
19.
On how parenting changes you.
23.
And on, well, parenthood.