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17 Hilariously Real Times It's Apparent You're A Parent

"When you call out of work with Lego related foot injuries."

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In honor of Sons and Daughters Day, people filled up #ItsApparentYouAreAParent with a whole lot of (funny) truth:

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you find tiny feet on your face in the middle of the night

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent Despite the law of physics, your arm would keep your child in their seat in a car crash.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you give a Hunger Games salute to another parent as they escape out the door of walmart w/their crying child

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you call out of work with Lego related foot injuries.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent if you get less sleep now than you did when you were partying in your early 20's

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent you dont complain about the crying kid on the plane because you feel the mother's pain

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you get mad your three year old says "fuck" but you are proud that they used it correctly

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent You lock yourself in the bathroom to get some alone time.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you get a babysitter for the weekend, and you just sit in your house and appreciate the sound of no kids.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when eating cookies becomes a covert operation.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when chicken strips is considered gourmet food

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you can tell from the pitch, tonality, and frequency of a cry how serious the situation is.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent if your sink reminds you of the Eiffel Tower

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when there's playdoh in your hair. At work.

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent. Your therapy is 'wine'!

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent if you are ageing at an accelerated rate.

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When you start to say ridiculous things like "wait until your father gets home" and "because I said so". #ItsApparentYouAreAParent

Happy Sons and Daughters Day!

Columbia

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