16 Messages That Are Basically Sexts For Parents

    "Timmy understands his Common Core homework and doesn't need your help."

    1. When you're desperate for sleep and there's no relief in sight:

    2. When you're stressing over how to decline an invitation from a friend without kids:

    3. When you really don't have time to bake three dozen cookies:

    4. When you have to get up in the middle of the night and navigate your way through your darkened home:

    5. When you're feeling overwhelmed and not anything like the person you were before kids:

    6. When you've had a LONG day and your brain is mush:

    7. When your inner busybody is blessed with this manna from heaven:

    8. When your kid is under the weather and that's all you can think about:

    9. When you think you might lose your mind if you have to watch another episode of a certain children's show:

    10. When you're flying and incredibly worried that your baby might disturb your seatmate:

    11. When your kid's birthday is in two days and you're pretty sure you're SOL:

    12. When you and your partner really, really need some kid-free time:

    13. And later when you're up in the middle of the night worrying about that sleepover:

    14. When you're experiencing major anxiety over having to meet with your kid's teacher:

    15. When you've just left your emotional kid at daycare/camp/school and you're feeling super guilty:

    16. And when you need a reminder that everything you do hasn't gone unnoticed: