Definition: A magical kingdom home to Sophia the First that your kid insists on visiting via your TV every freaking day.
Definition: The nastiest thing that will ever come out of your baby, and that’s saying something.
Definition: How you carry your kid around (and not just after you wake up in a hotel room with a tiger in the bathroom).
A previous version misspelled “meconium” and “vernix.”
- One person has died and several others are injured after a shooting in Austin, Texas. Police said the scene is secure.