Definition: A magical kingdom home to Sophia the First that your kid insists on visiting via your TV every freaking day.
Definition: The nastiest thing that will ever come out of your baby, and that’s saying something.
Definition: How you carry your kid around (and not just after you wake up in a hotel room with a tiger in the bathroom).
A previous version misspelled “meconium” and “vernix.”
- Swedes are confused after Trump talked about a nonexistent incident in Sweden during his rally in Florida 🇸🇪🙃
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."