Definition: A magical kingdom home to Sophia the First that your kid insists on visiting via your TV every freaking day.
Definition: The nastiest thing that will ever come out of your baby, and that’s saying something.
Definition: How you carry your kid around (and not just after you wake up in a hotel room with a tiger in the bathroom).
A previous version misspelled “meconium” and “vernix.”
- White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer repeated claims that the inauguration was the most watched ever. But the numbers (still) don't make sense.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
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