Kids say a lot of wild things: Mommy Owl @Lhlodder 4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes? Me: They protect your feet. 4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps. 02:17 AM - 07 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite But they save the REALLY wild things for when they think adults aren’t listening in: Denise Rivera 🗣🎶🇵🇷 @dbirdsoprano Kids were sitting down around the dinner table. Overheard my 6 y/o tell his 8 y/o cousin, “I am going to grow a beard so long- past my balls.” 😱🤣 09:50 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite I mean, for example: Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I just overheard a little kid with a toy phone in this store say to his brother, "Anthony you have a call. It's DEATH." 12:18 AM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Like, what even are kids? Jill Gutowitz @jillboard Overheard a kid say his parents are buying him blue hair dye. His friend warned he'd go bald. He retorted, "I'd rather be bald than uncool" 12:46 AM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Since you clicked on this post, I'm thinking you've overheard a kid say something hilariously memorable: Renowned Philanthropist @SortaBad this morning i overheard a random kid say to his friend "it was called a jumpoline before your mom starting using one" and i've been thinking about it all day 06:03 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite It could have been something adorable: Levi Friend @Levi_Friend_ I just overheard a little kid say he wants to be a double stuffed Oreo when he grows up and honestly that sounds better then my plan 12:03 AM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Or something, well, not, lol: ollyee ollyee oxen free @clikkiejosh @glowingeyeess @RebelRedR0se i overheard a kid in my class say that you can go into arby’s for 20 minutes and wake up in a freezer without kidneys 07:21 AM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Whatever funny/weird/unforgettable thing you overheard a kid say, we want to hear it! Share it in the Dropbox below, and you could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!