Community·Updated on Sep 16, 2019. Posted on Feb 21, 2019What's Something You Overheard Kids Saying To Each Other That Had You Like, "Wow."Kids save the really weird stuff for when they think no one's listening.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Kids say a lot of wild things: Mommy Owl @Lhlodder 4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes? Me: They protect your feet. 4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps. 02:17 AM - 07 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite But they save the REALLY wild things for when they think adults aren’t listening in: Denise Rivera 🗣🎶🇵🇷 @dbirdsoprano Kids were sitting down around the dinner table. Overheard my 6 y/o tell his 8 y/o cousin, “I am going to grow a beard so long- past my balls.” 😱🤣 09:50 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite I mean, for example: Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I just overheard a little kid with a toy phone in this store say to his brother, "Anthony you have a call. It's DEATH." 12:18 AM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Like, what even are kids? Jill Gutowitz @jillboard Overheard a kid say his parents are buying him blue hair dye. His friend warned he'd go bald. He retorted, "I'd rather be bald than uncool" 12:46 AM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Since you clicked on this post, I'm thinking you've overheard a kid say something hilariously memorable: Renowned Philanthropist @SortaBad this morning i overheard a random kid say to his friend "it was called a jumpoline before your mom starting using one" and i've been thinking about it all day 06:03 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite It could have been something adorable: Levi Friend @Levi_Friend_ I just overheard a little kid say he wants to be a double stuffed Oreo when he grows up and honestly that sounds better then my plan 12:03 AM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Or something, well, not, lol: ollyee ollyee oxen free @clikkiejosh @glowingeyeess @RebelRedR0se i overheard a kid in my class say that you can go into arby’s for 20 minutes and wake up in a freezer without kidneys 07:21 AM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Whatever funny/weird/unforgettable thing you overheard a kid say, we want to hear it! Share it in the Dropbox below, and you could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!