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What It's Like Listening To Your Kid Talk About Minecraft

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"I had to gather a lot of wood to build a shelter because there are these monsters that might've got me if I didn't."


"And, uh, I gathered stone, too, for the shelter. It took a long time to make because monsters kept coming."

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"And then I fell into lava! Can you believe that?"

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"It totally set me back. Plus I needed to eat because my hunger bar was draining."


"I finally built the shelter, though. Guess how long it took."


"No! Longer!"

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"You can craft armor, too. That really helps with the monsters."


"I've got some really good armor now. Not as good as Tommy from school, but pretty good."

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"The villagers can be a lot of help too, 'cause you can barter with them."

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"Bartering is, like, trading. You can trade for emeralds."

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"There are also alternate dimensions. They're cool. One is called Nether, which is like hell."


"The other is called 'The End,' and it has a dragon boss."


"There are other bosses you have to fight, if you get that far. But you have to play a long time to get that far."

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"I want to tell you more about the alternate world. The cool thing about them is..."