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    Updated on Jun 27, 2020. Posted on Jun 25, 2020

    17 Delightfully Weird Things Babies Do That Make Exactly 0% Sense

    We want answers and we want them now!

    Ah, babies. They're adorable, amazing, and awe-inspiring.

    A diverse group of five babies
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    But you know what else they are? Rurl weird. Very little they do makes sense, frankly, and people have questions:

    1.

    Why do babies fight sleep so hard? Like damn, just close your eyes and relax.

    2.

    why do babies even laugh like do u even understand what’s funny

    3.

    Why do babies get to sleep on the floor with no pillows and still look like they’re having the best sleep of their lives but when I do it I die.

    4.

    why do babies clothes have pockets like babies have anything

    5.

    Why do babies and toddlers wake up so fucking early? Like what job position do you have? What activities do you possibly have planned for the day to be up before me? 😭💀

    6.

    Why do babies wait until you just changed them to poop?

    7.

    WHY DO BABIES ALWAYS STOP DOING THE CUTE THING AS SOON AS YOU START RECORDING

    8.

    Why do babies like to rip your face off?!

    9.

    Why do babies/kids fight you so hard when u tryna take something out of their mouth 😩😭

    10.

    @BlackMediaCrew Why do babies love to keep that one hand up ? 😂

    11.

    why do babies love eating their own feet

    12.

    why do babies just stare at you??? i can literally wave for about 5 seconds, say hello once before it’s really awkward for all of us involved here, kid.

    13.

    Why do babies open their mouths when they kiss ?

    14.

    Why do babies fight so hard when we change them? Like, dude, I'm doing this for YOU not for me

    15.

    why do babies only want to play with the packet of baby wipes ?? bro what about ur actual toys

    16.

    Why do babies wear shoes if they can’t even walk?? Embarrassing.

    17.

    Why do babies walk around like they’re drunk

    Basically, this is all of us to babies:

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