1. This perfect halftime show joke with a twist:
My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.
2. This kid who thinks on a whole other level:
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
3. And this adorable kid who goes his own way, lol:
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween...
4. This restaurant that I want to eat at:
Just called this Jamaican restaurant and asked for their hours. The lady said “yes” and hung up. I cannot wait to eat there, it’s gonna be amazing
5. This gym interaction that gives you hope:
my boyfriend was recording me from across the gym tonight & a guy saw and politely approached me to make sure I was aware someone was recording me & that i knew him and if not to make sure I was careful leaving the gym & that is exactly the energy I want to see from men in 2020👏🏼
6. This vid that deserves the Best Short Film Oscar right now:
I’m on the edge of my seat!
7. This inspiring upgrade:
Got out of a 5 year relationship and decided to transform the room I shared with my ex. 🕊 Before and after.
Upgrade!
8. This LOL about an "Instagram baddie":
I worked at forever 21 as a cashier and i guess the customer i rang up was an ig baddie because a few people recognized her but I didn’t and when I checked her out she was like “this line is so long do you know who i am” and I said “no sorry” and then her card declined for $1.35
9. This heartwarming interaction:
My daughter wanted to take her cart to the store with us. She was having so much fun & this sweet man made her night, it was the cutest thing ever when he gave her $1 to spend on her shopping trip! She bought her fave, chocolate chip cookies!🍪 Thank you, Sir for your kindness!❤
10. And this heartwarming reunion:
My dad hasn’t seen his brother in over 20 years. This is my dad surprising him at the airport.🥺❤️
11. This grown man who was given a lot to think about:
My number neighbor fried the shit out of me
LOLOLOL:
12. This 100% accurate description:
me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care
13. This dad who is just following the dad rules:
My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role.
14. This moment every boyfriend feels:
my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”
15. This hilarious tequila story:
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I woke up on the front lawn of my parents’ house the next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard. https://t.co/YVBkaR5soJ
16. And this other funny drunk story:
my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me “whos the handsomest man in the world” and i said “uh.. you?” and he goes “false its fucking Ryan Reynolds”
17. This Mensa meeting:
at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid
18. This bit of stupidness (or is that awesomeness?) that will have you laughing despite yourself:
In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording...
19. This happy pair:
Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl!
20. This insanely athletic cat, like wow:
enjoy this video of my cat’s 6th attempt to jump on the counter.
21. And this boyfriend who is trying, really trying:
when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons