17 Birthday Parties That I Am Shocked Actually Happened, But They Totally Did

It's a lot...it's a lot to take in.

1. This 4-year-old's birthday party, where he helped his guests use a beer bong:

4 year old nephews birthday? Seems like the perfect time and place for a beer bong! from trashy

2. This birthday party for a 7-year-old, where the mom literally got falling down drunk:

What a fantastic way to behave at your 7 year olds birthday from trashy

3. This dual birthday party for a little girl (horse cake) and grandma (ejaculating erection cake):

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4. This kid's birthday party at a roller rink, where a guest wore this disgusting shirt:

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5. This kid's birthday party, where a guest wore this disgusting T-shirt:

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6. And this kid's birthday party, where a woman showed up in a "Real women marry assholes" T-shirt:

Wearing a “Real women marry assholes shirt to a child’s birthday party. from trashy

7. This 16th birthday party for a girl whose parent bought a boatload of booze for the underage guests:

This guy I know buying a ridiculous amount of alcohol for a 16th birthday party... from trashy

8. This first birthday party with this cake for (I presume) a breastfeeding baby:

Someone my fiance knows did this for their daughter's first birthday from trashy

9. This birthday party with a (literally) crappy cake:

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10. This kid's birthday party with children's entertainers straight out of a horror film:

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11. This grandma's 69th birthday party that really went there:

Nana's birthday cake from trashy

12. This birthday party for a 10-year-old boy at Redneck Heaven (a Hooters-esque sports bar and restaurant in Texas):

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13. This birthday party for a mom, which featured a "cocaine snorting" themed cake:

Mom’s birthday cake depicts snorting cocaine from trashy

14. And this birthday party featuring a codeine cough syrup cake 😳:

My friend used to be a waiter years ago and worked a birthday party that brought in this cake. from trashy

15. This birthday party for a 16-year-old that plans to have a weed-themed cake:

Just looking for someone to make this weed cake for my 16y/o's birthday, collecting my mum of the year award later... from trashy

16. This birthday party for a 5-year-old girl featuring a cake where DC characters suck face:

Happy 5th Birthday, Athena! Here's an edible version of your favorite characters making out. They grow up so fast, don't they, LeighAnn. from trashy

17. And this birthday party with a cigarette-themed cake featuring the death sticks as candles:

Trashy birthday cake from trashy

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