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    17 Birthday Parties That I Am Shocked Actually Happened, But They Totally Did

    It's a lot...it's a lot to take in.

    1. This 4-year-old's birthday party, where he helped his guests use a beer bong:

    2. This birthday party for a 7-year-old, where the mom literally got falling down drunk:

    3. This dual birthday party for a little girl (horse cake) and grandma (ejaculating erection cake):

    u/CEOofH2O / Via reddit.com

    4. This kid's birthday party at a roller rink, where a guest wore this disgusting shirt:

    A man's shirt reads I smell a slut
    u/JMyers666 / Via reddit.com

    5. This kid's birthday party, where a guest wore this disgusting T-shirt:

    a man is surrounded by toddlers wearing a suck my dick t-shirt
    u/TBbtk / Via reddit.com

    6. And this kid's birthday party, where a woman showed up in a "Real women marry assholes" T-shirt:

    7. This 16th birthday party for a girl whose parent bought a boatload of booze for the underage guests:

    8. This first birthday party with this cake for (I presume) a breastfeeding baby:

    9. This birthday party with a (literally) crappy cake:

    u/Brandyce / Via reddit.com

    10. This kid's birthday party with children's entertainers straight out of a horror film:

    The entertainers are dressed as pigs and it is scary, seriously
    u/FarmWhileTeamFights / Via reddit.com

    11. This grandma's 69th birthday party that really went there:

    12. This birthday party for a 10-year-old boy at Redneck Heaven (a Hooters-esque sports bar and restaurant in Texas):

    A boy is surrounded by scantily clad waitresses
    u/tinyblackdot- / Via reddit.com

    13. This birthday party for a mom, which featured a "cocaine snorting" themed cake:

    14. And this birthday party featuring a codeine cough syrup cake 😳:

    15. This birthday party for a 16-year-old that plans to have a weed-themed cake:

    16. This birthday party for a 5-year-old girl featuring a cake where DC characters suck face:

    17. And this birthday party with a cigarette-themed cake featuring the death sticks as candles:

    You after reading this:

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