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This Dad Lost His House Keys And You Won't Believe How He Found Them

This is like a Dateline mystery but with toddlers.

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I even came up with scenarios, like “What if THE DOG did it? What if the keys got knocked off the hook and she picked them up and hid them in her cage?!”

And because I no longer had a house key my wife had to let me in every day.


One time I got home before her and I had to sit in the car for five minutes waiting. OH THE HUMANITY, PART II!

This calmed him down, and right before he fell back to sleep he said, “Daddy keys in green chair.” I was like, “WHAT?!”

Was he like, “Hey, dad is being cool about this night terror thing, so maybe I’ll do him a solid and finally tell him where I hid the keys.”

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