Exploding Unicorn — aka James Breakwell — has developed a sizable Twitter following by (over)sharing his off-kilter life as the father of four daughters.
That's right... FOUR DAUGHTERS.
Some of his best tweets capture the conversations he has with his girls.
They discuss the economy...
Boys...
Romance...
Life after death...
Careers...
The future...
Where all the missing cookies go...
How babies are made...
...and some stuff that has Breakwell a little worried.
As you can see, his daughters are pretty badass.
Real badass.
And they definitely take after him.
He's even started to tweet about the family's youngest member — in his own way, of course.
Of course, his wife shows up in his tweets, too.
Can I say she's pretty patient?
So what does his family think about his tweets?
"My wife is grudgingly tolerant of my Twitter addiction," Breakwell told BuzzFeed. "She was well-aware I was a jerk when she married me, so my tweets haven’t changed her opinion of me in the slightest."
As for his daughters, Breakwell says, "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them."
You can follow Breakwell on Twitter or visit Unfridgeworthy, where he adds horribly inappropriate descriptions to his kids’ innocent pictures, like this one: