This fireman and his wife who wasted a whole lot of water...
And this couple that did, well, whatever the heck this.
Now some of the most cringe-inducing gender reveals involve sports. Everyone who does these pretty much imagines it going down like this:
But it does NOT always go down like that.
Still, at least basketball dad didn't hit his damn grandfather in the face!
Or his poor wife — and the mother of his child-to-be — in the face!
And then, oh my, there's this boxing reveal which thankfully didn't end with them knocking each other out.
Do you see what I'm saying, people? Gender reveals have gone too damn far. This woman made a giant piñata of herself, then had her husband burst out of its belly dressed as a baby spraying pink confetti. Get all that?
All I'm saying is that maybe you don't need to do a heavily choreographed dance routine with 10 backups dancers just to say if you're having a boy or a girl.
Am I getting through to you yet? Things are OUT. OF. HAND. These people used a DAMN ALLIGATOR!