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25 Things To Remind Your Kids Of When They're Older

They're going to appreciate you, whether they like it or not.

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8. Every single one of the presents you gave them.

When your kids are older, they'll undoubtedly know Santa didn't really bring them all those presents, but you should spell it out for them anyway. This goes double for that doll from Frozen. That thing was impossible to find.

9. All the driving you did.

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You drove them to school, practices, games, recitals, parties — literally thousands of hours in the car. If they think you're going to let that go unmentioned, they're sorely mistaken.

11. How your relationship changed because of them.

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In 30 years, after you've had a little too much to drink at Thanksgiving, you can be forgiven if you say, "We used to make love in the living room when we were first married, but that stopped after you kids came."


12. The times they peed their pants in public.

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Were you not their savior by cleaning them up, getting them fresh clothes, and saving them from further embarrassment? You deserve props for that ad infinitum.

14. Events you passed up because of them.

You can say: “I would've gone to see the Outkast reunion at Coachella if it weren't for your Little League game.” I mean, you probably wouldn’t have gone even if there weren’t a game, but you might have and that's what counts!


16. Their embarrassing crushes.


Your kids made you listen to the Biebs constantly, and what did you get in return? Nothing. Nothing, that is, until they're old enough for a little good-natured ribbing.

17. The adorable things they used to say about you.

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When your kids act like you're a pain in the ass, you can remind them they used to say, "You're the bestest mommy/daddy in the whole wide world!"

19. Any bad influence you steered them away from.

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Out of nowhere, you'll say stuff like, “Remember Tommy Stevens? I told you he was up to no good, and thank goodness you listened! He’s now serving 20 to life!”


23. All the tea parties.

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In a couple decades you should ask your kid out of the blue if they want to have an imaginary tea party for 45 minutes. When they say, "Why?" you can respond, "Funny. I never asked you that back in the day."


24. The sulking they did on trips that, in hindsight, were undeniably awesome.

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They pretty much ruined your trip to London by spending it in a huff the whole time, so it's fair to make fun of them whenever "London" is mentioned for the remainder of your life.

Will you really need to remind your kids of all this stuff? Nah. But there is one thing you'll want to make sure they know: