29 Cringeworthy Times Facebook Mom Groups Went Absolutely Off The Rails

Let she who doesn't cook brownies with breastmilk cast the first stone.

Every mom group has that one member who is a little weird, out there, or just plain...challenging.

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But when it comes to mom groups on Facebook, "that mom" tends to be 10,000 times worse. Here are 33 of the worst offenders who logged on and shared thoughts they really shouldn't have:

1. This mom who casually admitted that her homeschooled teenager doesn't know the alphabet, months, or even DAYS OF THE WEEK:

Homeschool group comforting a mom who never taught her 14 year old the months of the year or his tables. from ShitMomGroupsSay

2. This mom who admitted to using breastmilk in brownies she sold at the school bake sale:

Maybe because that’s illegal from ShitMomGroupsSay

3. And this mom who used breastmilk in cookies she gave to her coworkers:

It’s gross Karen. I’m also pretty certain it’s illegal to feed unsuspecting people your bodily fluids. from ShitMomGroupsSay

4. This mom who 100% cleared out the room after discussing her at-home sex ed for her boys:

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5. This mom who insists that if you put an egg in your baby's sock and hang it in their doorway it'll make them sleep:

The comments are filled with her explaining the science behind it from ShitMomGroupsSay

6. And this mom who worried that she might hurt her unborn child by eating...cinnamon rolls:

Y.....yes??? from ShitMomGroupsSay

7. This mom who announced her "egg diet" by sharing this photo:

Egg fast keto mom group from ShitMomGroupsSay

8. And this mom who shared this photo in a bow contest:

Found in mom group as an entry for a “bow contest”. from ShitMomGroupsSay

If you've never heard of a bow contest it's where people submit photos of their kids, usually wearing bows, in order to win free bows.

9. This mom who pushed the "dinosaurs and Adam and Eve lived at the same time" narrative:

Given to my daughter through a mom group from ShitMomGroupsSay

Oh boy: "What's this? Dinosaurs and people together? Some scientists think that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago...but the bible tells us the real story..."

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10. This mom who wondered if a baby could leave the womb after only six month if they had a fast metabolism:

Err...what? from ShitMomGroupsSay

11. This mom who announced to the world that her daughter got her period...and even posted a photo:

Fuck you and your privacy. I’m gonna show 53,000 people your picture and tell them you got your period today! from ShitMomGroupsSay

12. This mom who shared a photo of the family fish tank her toddler likes to throw his toys into:

Yes, there’s live fish in there. Confirmed in her comments. I presume her “work from home with 25% travel” is her Essential Oils conferences. from ShitMomGroupsSay

13. This mom who referred to her child as being "55 months old":

I don't have a problem with extended nursing, but omg still using months? from ShitMomGroupsSay

14. This mom who (via her concerned cousin) plans to have a home birth and circumcise her baby with dog grooming tools:

saw this and just knew it belonged here from ShitMomGroupsSay

15. This mom who went on a rant after her babysitter asked for a raise from $2.50 per hour:

I wonder why she can’t find another baby sitter from ShitMomGroupsSay

16. This mom who complained about the lackluster quality of the crafts her toddlers make:

"disappointing and frustrating" YIKES from ShitMomGroupsSay

17. And this mom who said you're not a "real mom" if you don't breastfeed:

Who knew I wasn’t a real mom? from ShitMomGroupsSay

18. This mom who claimed wearing a mask caused her daughter to get a one-inch crack in her septum:

Wearing a mask gave my daughter a 1 inch crack in her septum from ShitMomGroupsSay

19. This mom asking for a bus pass so she could go downtown and steal some Christmas presents for her kids:

TL;DR Can anyone lend her some money so she can catch the bus to go steal gifts for her kid? from ShitMomGroupsSay

20. This mom who asked if she might be pregnant because — checks notes — her father said her newborn could sense it, and "me and my fiancé did have sex while I was pregnant":

That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works... from ShitMomGroupsSay

21. This mom who refuses to put socks on her kids (even though their teacher is complaining about it):

All of our shoes stink, it's just the way it is! from ShitMomGroupsSay

22. This mom who logged on to brag that her husband gave her 127 orgasms in a row one night:

The not-so-humble brag from ShitMomGroupsSay

23. This mom — to an 18-month-old who has been in 58 baby pageants — who complained that she couldn't get a photo of her pageant star not holding a sippy cup:

Thats more than 3 pagents a month if they start when she was born! Of course the poor thing doesn't want to out her sippy cup down shes a baby! from ShitMomGroupsSay

24. This mom who — yikes — bragged about blowing her daughter's college fund on a multi-level marketing business:

mom of the year over here... from antiMLM

25. This mom who bragged about her kids calling immunizations "poison":

This happens. /s from ShitMomGroupsSay

26. This mom who is mad her kid wants to use store-bought soap instead of natural oils:

I wonder why this isn’t working... from ShitMomGroupsSay

27. This mom who judges anyone who celebrates Halloween:

The actual fu..? from ShitMomGroupsSay

28. This mom who is looking to avoid "common core, leftist propaganda, mask wearing for kids, and online education":

Common core is definitely part of the leftist agenda from ShitMomGroupsSay

29. And this mom who — whoa, Nelly — is on the lookout for quite the collection of diaper themes:

This list of diaper themes from my cloth diaper buy/sell group is... a lot... from ShitMomGroupsSay