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    38 Photos Of Parents Before And After Having Kids That Will Make You Want To Venmo Them Babysitter Money

    Nothing, and I mean nothing, changes you like kids.

    When we last checked in on Got Toddlered — the hilarious Instagram account that posts side-by-side photos of people before and after having kids — it was sharing all-too-relatable gems like this one:

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    Since then, the viral account has ballooned to over 68,000 followers and is still bringing the LOLs...

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    ...and proving that parenting turns your life upside down.

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    Is it relatable? Yes, it is VERY relatable.

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    I defy any dad not to laugh at this one:

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    Or any mom not to laugh at this one:

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    The posts prove that no matter who you were before kids...

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    ...parenting WILL take you down.

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    The account is run by Brooklyn-based dad Mike Julianelle, who is the writer of the blog Dad and Buried.

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    One of the most popular elements of the account is Julianelle's captions, like: "Remember when you were the only person who ever puked on you? Those were the days!"

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    "They never suspected that when they found Nemo, they’d also lose their dignity."

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    "He’s putting her in a sleeper hold, but joke’s on him: She WANTS to go to sleep!"

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    "Her Saturdays got toddlered. The good news is, she’ll feel hungover on Sunday whether she drinks or not! Yay, kids!"

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    And the very real: "What happened to my life?"

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    Because no matter what you think being a parent will be like...

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    ...no matter how sure you are you'll stay EXACTLY the same...

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    ...the reality is very...

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    ...VERY different.

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    But you wouldn't change it for the world (except for when you have to breastfeed on the toilet — that definitely sucks).

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    Check out Got Toddlered on Instagram.

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