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17 Funny Tweets That Prove Human Sexuality Is Weird

Whatever floats your boat, Tweeps.

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1. This guy who's into what you can do with your hands:

I'm physically attracted to this handwriting

2. This woman whose attraction to a tanned Ryan Reynolds took her down a rabbit hole:

Ryan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I'm wondering if I'm attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I'm still down #GoldenGlobes

4. This whale of a turn-on:

What should we call this one? Humpback whale. How about this one? Sperm whale. You're attracted to whales aren't you, Fred? Yep.

6. This girl who, well, I'll let you read for yourself:

why am i attracted to the fox from zootopia

7. And this admission that must be seen to be bee-lieved:

I'm sexually attracted to the nasonex bee

8. This guy who is apparently into bondage...and lobsters?

If I were a lobster the rubber bands would just turn me on to be honest.

9. This woman who REALLY likes Star Wars (if you know what I mean):

I get turned on by people who make Star Wars references. I'm C3PO-sexual.

11. This list of turn-ons (also, samesies about the murder, Katya):

Hi I'm Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don't like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.

12. This guy who really, really likes infrastructure:

"Turn ons include: romantic walks across sturdy bridges and non-crumbling roads." #infrastructureissexy

13. This one that will make you say, "Pretty much":

Graduate from college and all of a sudden you're turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe's

14. This guy whose mind took this ad to a strange place:

Yes, next time I want to have sex with a muppet of myself I will DEFINITELY do it in a Travelodge.

15. This gamer who is really excited by his new game:

16. You didn't think we'd get through this post without a foot guy, did you?

WOMAN: guys suck GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?

17. And lastly, this guy whose jaw dropped over this raccoon:

i'm losing my mind over these buttcheeks ... this raccoon DUMB thicc

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