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Holy Shit, This Job Listing For A Nanny Is Too Much

"I feel it is best to be upfront – the role is demanding."

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Most parents dream of finding someone like Mary Poppins when they’re looking for a nanny, but one British family basically needs Mary Poppins — because she’s the only person who could meet their incredibly demanding job requirements.

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How demanding you ask? Well, let’s take a look at the job description:

“We are looking for a highly qualified nanny who has a degree in child psychology…"

“...no children of their own and a minimum of 15 years of nannying experience.”

Lifetime

"Our children are home-schooled and require constant attention and supervision, even when they are with their teachers.”

Paramount

"We’d prefer our nanny to eat with the children at every meal..."

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“The candidate must be willing to work six days a week, 7am to 8pm.”

Dimension

"Ideally our nanny will be trained in self-defense."

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If — and it’s a big if — you’re still interested in the job, it does come with perks.

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The family has four homes in London, Barbados, Cape Town, and Atlanta, and the nanny will travel between them.

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Their meals will be cooked by a Michelin star chef.

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And the family is offering a yearly salary of £100,000 (roughly $128,000 U.S.).

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Even so, I'm thinking most people will be like:

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