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We Ranked The Stuff People Hand Out On Halloween

There's a big difference between a full-sized bar and raisins.

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9. Old people candy

These are good, but also taste kind of... sad. And how long did the person who gave them to you have them in their cabinet. Days? Months? Years?


6. Dollar store candy

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Granted, you can hit some name-brand candy jackpots at the dollar store. But a lot of it is strange off-brand candy and damaged, almost-expired name-brand candy. With your luck, that's the kind you'll end up with.

5. Homemade treats

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This one was tough to rank because homemade treats from a neighbor you trust can be absolutely delicious. But homemade treats from a random house somewhere on your route? Cold shivers.