The Most Expensive Children's Clothes In The World

Price: $575

That is one fancy-pants jean jacket.

Price: $594.19 (Was $1,188.38)

Price: $651.24 (Was: $1,302.49)

It's like a starter kit for a future mobster's wife.

Price: $431.17 (Was $862.35)

Price: $763.40 (was $1,090.57)

At these prices it better be one long, cold winter.

Price: $786.22 (Was $1,123.17)

Price: $455.30 (Was $650.43)

I got something very similar to this at Mervyns back in the early Eighties.

Shearling Jacket - $995

Check Shoulder Patch Tee - $50

Straight-Leg Jeans - $135

Trench High-Top Sneakers - $165

Total Price: $1,345

Wool coat - $595

Moto Rainboots - $175

Riding Hat - $225

Crossbody bag - $295

Total Price: $1,290

Price: $1875.00

You better have some money for the collection plate if you bring your kid into the church wearing this.

Price: $1,825

Price: $685.00

For when your infant goes clubbing.

Pants: $550

Cardigan: $520

Total price: $1,070.

Price: $2,350

I just sold my car for less money than this jacket.

Price: $1,025

Price: $835

That's a lot of green to make your kid look like Pee-wee Herman.

Price: $545

Price: $701 (Was $935)

Here's a tip, kids. If you ever forget your lunch money, hit up the girl in the floral dress.

Price: $695

Price: $310

Price: $17.99

I included this one in case your kid insists you buy them something off this list. These are from Target. Woot, woot!