Nifty·Posted on Apr 18, 201419 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever DoneIf any of these kids belong to you, well, I'm sorry.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Reddit users shared the most embarrassing things their kids ever did: 1. "I received a note from my daughter’s preschool saying ‘Your daughter played duck, duck, goose but said vagina, vagina, penis.’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 2. “At Montgomery Wards I was called over the intercom to come get my son because he was feeling up the mannequins in women's clothing.” Flickr: lobraumeister / Via Creative Commons 3. “At an automotive parts store my son pointed at an old man and very seriously said, ‘You're going to die soon.’” Ronald Rugenbrink / Flickr: 35776264@N08 / Via Creative Commons 4. “My 4-year-old saw an overweight man and asked while standing right next to him, ‘Mommy, is he pregnant?'" Universal Pictures 5. “During a quiet moment in church my kid randomly blurted out ‘Did you know aliens don't have penises?’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures 6. Back in the days of restaurants having smoking sections, the hostess asked ‘Smoking or non?’ When I replied ‘Non,’ my 6-year-old said, ‘But you smoke pot, Mommy.’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Showtime 7. “When we passed a group of Muslim women wearing burqas my 4-year-old daughter screamed, ‘Look, Daddy! Ninjas!’” meunierd / Via shutterstock.com 8. "My son pretends he’s being filmed for a reality show everywhere we go and narrates what’s happening to imaginary cameras." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! Entertainment 9. "When my daughter’s preschool teacher asked her if she had a fun weekend she replied, 'We went on a beer run!"” Flickr: lightninglandon / Via Creative Commons 10. As we showered at the pool my nephew pointed to the man beside us and asked, "How come his is so much bigger than yours?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox 11. “We were shopping at Old Navy and there was a little person who worked there. My daughter said, ‘Hey, mommy, that's a big little kid!’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO 12. "A very overweight woman was entering a store in front of us when my 4-year-old son loudly asked, ‘Mama, is she going to fit through the door?’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF catleecious.tumblr.com 13. “The day before I was going to buy a new van my daughter told the cashier at the supermarket, ‘My mom is getting a new man!’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo 14. “I had diabetes when I was pregnant with my youngest, but my oldest told everyone I had diarrhea.” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox 15. “My son was visiting me at work when he pointed to a pregnant co-worker and said, ‘I see your belly. I know what you did.’” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 16. “A cashier at the store had a mole with hair coming out of it. My daughter asked, ‘Do you know there's whiskers coming out of that booger on your face?’” homeopathyexpert.blogspot.com 17. “My 4-year-old nephew saw an older gentleman with a big white beard at the store and yelled ‘HI, SANTA!!!’” Flickr: uniondocs / Via Creative Commons 18. “My daughter ran up to a fat man whose belly was hanging out of his T-shirt and tickled him while saying ‘I see your belly!’” Flickr: bentwright / Via Creative Commons 19. "When our neighbor asked my son what I did for a living he said I sold drugs. I’m a pharmaceutical rep.” Universal Pictures Looking for more laughs about all the crazy things kids do? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Parents newsletter!