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Unless you have kids, you've never sent a text like this:
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And you've definitely never texted a quote like this:
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You've never texted directions like this:
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You've never sent a "So, this is what I'm dealing with" text quite like this:
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You've never texted about poo with this much excitement:
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And — taking things one step further — you've never texted about THE PROGRESS of poo like this:
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What else? Well, you've never texted this for 25 nights in a row:
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And you've never used this GIF in this context:
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You've never sent a "look what I found" text like this:
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You've never texted about these two subjects back to back:
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You've never live-texted a toddler's afternoon:
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And you've never had a "brain fail" text exchange ANYTHING like this: