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    37 Passive-Aggressive People Who Were Hilariously Entertaining

    "My husband ate the last donut, so I adjusted the mirrors and seat in his car."

    Passive-aggressive behavior (noun): The expression of negative feelings, resentment, and aggression in an unassertively passive way that avoids direct confrontation.

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    Is it healthier to discuss problems with others directly? Absolutely...but where's the fun in that? Here are 37 people who turned being super passive-aggressive into an artform:

    1. Debbi, who is tired of picking up after her lazy roommates:

    Netflix account names have been changed to read "Fuck u guys for leaving this place in a state you utter bastards regards, Debbie"
    u/phroggyboiii / Via reddit.com

    "Fuck u guys for...leaving this place...in a state...you utter bastards...Regards, Debbie"

    2. And this person who is tired of their coworkers leaving the kitchen dirty:

    3. This girlfriend who basically has a PhD in passive-aggression:

    I fell out with my girlfriend this morning, but before leaving for work she pegged the washing out. Passive aggressive status Boss level!

    Twitter: @DBentleyMiller

    4. And this wife who maybe isn't on the girlfriend's level, but is still pretty good:

    5. Anyone who buys this box of candy for their valentine:

    6. And whoever REALLY wants you to hear this YouTube ad:

    7. This book editor who doesn't seem to like pigeons as much as the readers:

    Twitter: @cooksferryqueen

    8. This possibly sentient computer that spit out this confirmation number:

    9. And whoever put up this sign:

    10. Any stepchild who dares to drop this card in the mail:

    It’s that time of year to share the most passive aggressive Christmas card.

    Twitter: @ChrisWalkerT

    TO A REALLY SPECIAL DAD...and (spits on ground) his wife.

    11. And this son who isn't going to let his mom's guy get the upper hand:

    In a passive aggressive war with me mums fella. I had his Diet Coke and he muttered “that won’t get replaced” so I went and got 3 crates and not said a word. Your move.

    Twitter: @JamieHComedy

    12. This 6-year-old who sent a very passive-aggressive Christmas card:

    Enjoy the most passive aggressive Christmas card of all time. Sent by my 6 yo daughter’s friend. Merry Christmas all x

    Twitter: @MickyPKerr

    "Happy Christmas, can you be a bit more nicer? Lots of love..."

    13. This Wikipedia photo captioner:

    Alamy / Via en.wikipedia.org

    "Jumped off the Eiffel Tower expecting this contraption to act as a parachute" they typed, I imagine, with an eye roll.

    14. This brand that makes environmentally friendly coffee filters:

    Paid extra for the passive-aggressive coffee filters.

    Twitter: @TheRebeccaMetz

    15. This poster who — I'm guessing with 98% certainty — wrote this after giving someone a bottle of scotch:

    This is the most passive aggressive post I've ever seen on reddit lol

    Twitter: @frendazoned

    16. This Apple Watch message programmer:

    Why is my Apple Watch so passive aggressive

    Twitter: @Aoibhin_B

    "You had a chill day yesterday...no worries...but close at least one ring today."

    17. This professor who was fed up with people asking him where his (very popular) TA was:

    4 years ago today I got fed up of my TA being more popular than me and always being asked where she was. So I stuck this passive aggressive flow chart to my classroom door.

    Twitter: @MisterFirth

    18. This married couple who competed to see who could be more passive aggressive:

    The passive aggressive texts between me and husband are dialling up this lockdown.

    Twitter: @Christie_Whelan

    19. And this wife who is tired of messy kitchens:

    20. This impatient online dater:

    21. This mom with Photoshop:

    I love a good passive aggressive text about my clothing choices from my mom in the morning

    Twitter: @clur19

    22. This farmer in England:

    23. Anyone who gifts someone with this book:

    The perfect passive aggressive Christmas present

    Twitter: @j_amesmarriott

    24. And this, uh, yoga enthusiast:

    londonroll / Via Instagram: @londonroll

    25. This diner who hates onions:

    Someone spelled out i said no onions with onions on a plate
    u/jllongtime2 / Via imgur.com

    26. Whoever made this shirt (who I say 100% knew what they were doing):

    It says, "Wow! You look so pretty on the outside!"

    27. This restaurant that's hiring but not re-hiring (got that, ex-staff?):

    28. This driver who hates tailgaiters: 

    29. And this driver who wants you to find Jesus:

    30. This metal band and their advertisement:

    31. And this neighbor who named their Wi-Fi this:

    One of my neighbours taking passive aggressive to a new level

    Twitter: @Wheezy__T

    32. This kid who gave his mom a report card with one area in need of improvement:

    itsmrroyster / Via instagram.com

    Got that, mom?

    itsmrroyster / Via instagram.com

    33. Whoever programmed the_ Wii Fit_ to do this:

    34. And whoever programmed this microwave:

    when our microwave is finished, it just says ‘Good’ in an eerily passive aggressive way

    Twitter: @lucyjamesgames

    35. This person and their PhD thesis dedication:

    Arguably the best and most passive aggressive PhD acknowledgements/dedication page you’ll ever see.

    Twitter: @brianklaas

    36. This Alaskan mapmaker:

    37. And this passive-aggressive prodigy who left the forgetful tooth fairy quite the note:

    It reads: