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19 Reasons To Never Mess With A Parent

They brought you into this world, and they can take you out.

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1. They're constantly sleep deprived.

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So they're basically zombies.

2. If you cross their kids they will make you pay.

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Seriously. Try it and see what happens.

3. They can take a beating.

4. They're impossible to lie to.

5. They have a tool for everything.

6. No one can make you feel as guilty.

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And they don't even need to say a word.

7. They somehow always know when you're up to no good in your room.

8. They're not afraid to catch vomit with their bare hands.

9. They can shame you with just their eyes.

10. They literally suck the snot out of their babies' noses.

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She's using a NoseFrida. It's a real thing. No, really. It is.

11. They don't care how embarrassing they are.

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12. They won't take your crap.

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13. They exact punishment Guantanamo Bay style.

14. They have more patience than you.

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They've sat through hundreds of hours of this drivel.

15. They're surprisingly agile.

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You try catching a cake while wearing a mesh cap and holding a fishing pole.

16. They've endured way more pain than you have.

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This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.

17. They will go to disturbing lengths to be near their children.

18. They have an unsettling sense of humor.

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Not all dad jokes are bad puns. Some involve chainsaws.

19. Did I mention what they'll do if you cross their kid?

Because I really can't emphasize that point enough.

So if you encounter parents out in the wild be careful not to antagonize them.

Instead, try to win them over.

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Parents can actually be pretty cool once you get to know them.

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