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18 Problems All Parents Will Understand On Halloween

The only thing you're going to be for Halloween is exhausted.

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2. Discouraging your kids from saying "stupid" after they watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

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How many times exactly do the Peanuts say "stupid" in this thing?

3. Trying to carve a pumpkin that looks halfway decent without cutting yourself in the process.

And then there's all the cleanup afterward. Good times!


10. Making treats for your kid's Halloween party at school that (fingers crossed) don't end up Pinterest fails.

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Of course, no matter the outcome, you'll spend hours on these suckers.

11. Spending an entire weekend decorating your house and yard for Halloween...

12. Only to have the result pale in comparison to what your neighbor did.

"Wow! I wish our house looked like theirs, mom and dad!"


18. Setting a "one candy per day" rule for your kids after Halloween, then not being able to stop yourself from dipping into their stash.

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