1.Whoever had to eat this pineapple and banana (yes, BANANA!) pizza:
2.And anyone who laid eyes on this disaster:
3.The frozen pizza lovers who were forced to drive past this:
4.And the pizza place employee who experienced this IRL horror show:
5.The person who lives with the demon who did this:
6.And the person whose fiancé cut off the stuffed crusts for themselves and put the rest back in the fridge:
7.The poor soul who left their pizza on the roof of their car:
8.And this poor person who just wanted to go home and enjoy some pizza:
9.The person who accidentally put their cutting board in the oven with their pizza:
10.And the person who was just trying to slice their pizza:
11.The guy whose delivery pizza came as hard as Captain America's shield:
12.And the person whose delivery pizza came like this because — they were told — they didn't specify they wanted cheese:
13.Anyone who had to lay eyes on — let alone eat! — this atrocity:
14.And anyone who was exposed to this Peeps pie:
15.The person who only wanted to stop in for a pie and ended up with a smashed car:
16.Anyone hurt by the existence of Kit Kat pizza:
17.And the person who tried to order a pizza online to make themself feel better about a breakup — and was forced to answer this online survey question:
