Parents

19 Perfect Comebacks Every Parent Needs

Kids don’t stand a chance.

1. When your kid tells you there’s nothing to worry about:

Universal/Dreamworks

2. When your kid dares to say, “You can’t stop me”:

ABC

ABC

 

3. When your kid whispers for you not to embarrass them in front of their friends:

Universal Pictures

4. When your teenager is obviously lying to you:

OWN / Via popsugar.com

5. When your kid bitches about having to go to a family gathering:

ABC

6. When your kid says, “I’m bored”:

AMC

7. When your kid says, “But… but… but…”:

NBC

8. When your misbehaving kid asks what the big deal is:

NBC

9. When your kid asks you to help clean their room:

Fox

10. When your kid says, “You don’t know everything”:

ABC

11. When your kids start complaining before you even get there:

Warner Bros.

12. When your kid even thinks about talking back to you:

NBC

13. When your kid complains that something isn’t fair:

20th Century Fox

14. When your kid tells you they got an “A”:

Warner Bros.

15. When your kid has a science fair project due the next day they haven’t started and needs your help:

NBC

16. When your kid says they want to eat something other than what’s for dinner:

NBC

17. When your kid promises the party they’re going to will be mellow:

Dreamworks/Columbia

18. When your kid refuses to stop webcamming:

19. Lastly, when your kid tells you it’s too embarrassing to hug you good-bye in public:

Warner Bros.

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