1.This person who got several bites into this bowl of cereal before realizing those little floating things were ants:
2.And this person who literally DISLOCATED THEIR JAW while trying to eat a bowl of cereal:
3.This person who cracked an egg to fry up and OH MY WHAT:
4.This person who chomped into an apple and got a bonus bite of worm and worm larvae:
5.And this pour soul — gag — who accidentally baked a fly into their chocolate chip cookie:
6.This person who tried to eat AND read emails:
7.This person who just wanted to eat some ice cream on the pier:
8.And this hungry person who only wanted to enjoy some rotisserie chicken:
9.This guy who thought that he could avoid burning his fingers if he ran his hot dish to the couch quickly enough — but slipped and went headfirst into the wall:
10.This person who returned home after a long day only to discover — doh! — they forgot to plug in their slow cooker:
11.This college student who just wanted some rice before class, but opened their pack to find — blech! — a chunk of mold:
12.This person who was well on their way to a cooked meal when they heard a CRACK:
13.This chili lover who accidentally stepped on their cat while going down the stairs:
14.And this person who got cut off while transporting chili to a dinner party — and slammed on the brakes:
15.This person who tried to impress their in-laws by cooking a breakfast casserole in what they THOUGHT was an oven-safe dish:
16.This person who ordered soup and then watched the delivery guy drop it on the floor:
17.And this person whose delivery pizza showed up like this:
18.This person who toiled away making lasagna and then:
19.And this person in a rush who bagged their lunch and (accidentally) tossed it, then bagged the dirty kitty litter and brought it to work:
