1. This mom desperate for a smoking buddy. thechive.com If you're thinking, Aw, but it's not even lit! go ahead and give yourself a "fail" too. 2. This partying pregnant lady. reddit.com Relax, people. I'm sure she's taking her prenatal vitamins. 3. This nervous new dad. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF reddit.com 4. These a-holes. reddit.com Let's hope they're dyslexics and really wanted to name their kid "Alan." 5. Kelli. reddit.com 6. This Dad of the Year. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF reddit.com 7. This mom... reddit.com 8. ...and this dad who really need to re-read their car seat's instruction manual. The tl/dr of it: "Don't do that." 9. These parents who don't even bother with a car seat. reddit.com 10. This moron. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF shutterstock.com 11. This guy who treats his kid like a rag doll... reddit.com 12. ...and this woman who is almost certainly his wife. reddit.com 13. This mom on "Bring Your Kids to Work Day." reddit.com 14. This schmo who is guaranteed to be getting a whole lot of side-eye at the burrito joint. parentfails.com 15. This kid's Maxim-subscribing dad... parentfails.com 16. ...and this joker who makes the Maxim dad look good. gadailynews.com 17. Ol' sideburns. parentfails.com Turn around and grab the hammer, gorgeous. 18. This oblivious mom... parentfails.com 19. This oblivious dad... reddit.com 20. And this oblivious couple. parentfails.com It's a hat trick of obliviousness! 21. This guy who really needs to put down the phone and check on his kid. listcovery.com 22. This know-it-all who told his son riding a bike is easy. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BBC The fact his kid is wearing a helmet actually makes him the best parent on the list. 23. This classy chap. fotozup.com I think it's fair to say that when you have kids, you need to stop wearing T-shirts like this. Actually, you shouldn't wear them before kids, but that's beside the point. 24. Whoever thought this was OK. fotozup.com 25. This traumatized kid's parents. listcovery.com So many questions. None I want answers to. 26. This soft-headed dad and his equally soft-headed wife. fotozup.com 27. And lastly, this basket case. fotozup.com Now don't you feel a whole lot better about yourself as a parent?