2. The Wine Lover
They bring wine to play dates and even drink it out of sippy cups. You’re a bit worried about them.
5. The Social Media Addict
They can’t let a minute go by without posting a selfie with their kid to Facebook, tweeting a “funny” kid quote, or Instagramming a video at Chuck E. Cheese’s. Those with the biggest problem even post stuff on Google+.
11. The Prematurely Old
They’ve cut their hair, wear high-waisted jeans, and can’t wait to tell you all about the interesting things they learned on NPR this morning.
13. The General
They treat their kids like they’re in the military, and expect full compliance to their rules. Their kids are scared of them and so are you.
15. The Big Kid
They feed their Peter Pan complex by spending hours climbing the jungle gym, watching cartoons, and playing tag with their kids.
19. The Try Hards
They’re desperate to show that they’re still every bit as cool as they were before kids, but they’re not very convincing.
And then there’s you…
Who is totally nailing this parenting thing, of course.