If you have kids you know that far too often they'll do something that leaves you looking like this:
Here are 50 parents whose kids DEFINITELY put that look on their face:
2. The dad who experienced his first epic diaper blowout:
My little boy just pooped through his diaper, through his onsie, through my shirt and through my jeans. This is the first time anyone has ever shit MY pants
5. And the mom who also probably thinks she's living in a horror film:
Oh cool he’s saying hi to her
8. The mom who had to stop her daughter from kidnapping this goat:
10. The mom who put her feet into her shoes only to discover they'd been toddlered:
In theory I love my kids equally but in practice the smallest one filled my shoes with fig newtons and that's not fucking cool
11. The mom whose kid somehow got his leg tangled up like this in his seatbelt:
15. The mom who had to explain her way out of this:
My toddler just saw newborn pics of himself with his clamped umbilical cord and is now convinced he had a second penis that we chopped off
16. And the dad who heard this after nine long hours:
I just smoked an 8-pound pork butt for nine hours because my kids said they’d eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn’t sum up parenting I don’t know what does.
18. The parent whose 12-year-old kid tried to take the car for a joyride, then freaked out, hit the gas, and crashed into their neighbor's house:
Juuuuuust great:
20. The dad whose patience was seriously tested by his 8-year-old's admittedly top-rate rolling abilities:
My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.
21. And the dad who just wanted to enjoy a meal out and had this happen:
In 2019, I took my 2yo to a restaurant. She asked why people kept going to the doors near us, I explained “that’s the potty.” She proceeded to loudly ask every patron who walked by “ARE YOU POOPIN?!” I could not stop her. And on their way back she’d shout “DID YOU POOP?!?!”
23. The mom who had to suffer through explaining that she did not, in fact, have a mouse in her butt:
Great... my 3 year old saw me pull a tampon out & now she’s going around saying mommy had a mouse in her butt
24. The mom who...well, I don't need to do any explaining here:
25. And the dad who didn't want his coffee anyway:
2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?” Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.” 2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?” It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..
29. And the mom whose kid gave her the opposite of a confidence boost:
My 7 year old: *staring at my face* Me: What is it, sweetie? My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too? Kids are delightful.
30. The mom whose neighbor now thinks she does cocaine, thanks to her kiddo:
My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.
33. The mom whose kid totally sold her out:
Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”
34. The dad who is going to have PTSD flashbacks of this moment:
shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER”
37. The parent who needs answers:
My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.
38. And the parent who maybe has a right to be even more exasperated:
We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote “I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty”. $400 - see yeah!
41. The dad who definitely had to deal with pee somewhere:
me, laying on the couch toddler: dad, I didn't go peepee anywhere. I want you to know I didn't. me, getting off the couch
45. The mom whose day hit a high point, then absolutely cratered a second later:
6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." #mumlife
46. The mom whose kid had this note sent home with him:
48. The mom whose kid ruined the whole batch:
My 4-year-old took a bite out of all of the muffins to determine his favorite. The verdict: Banana nut They were all banana nut.