Posted on Sep 17, 2021

30 Kids Who Ruined Their Parents' Day Faster Than You Can Say, "Oh Sh—"

If you need a "My kids aren't so bad" pick-me-up, this one's for you.

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This mom who was convinced her daughter was being haunted by a ghost baby:

Wife’s friend was convinced there was ghost baby in her daughter’s crib. Turns out dad forgot to remove the mattress sticker. from Parentingfails

Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO

Oh cool he’s saying hi to her
07:41 PM - 25 Jan 2021
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Twitter: @laurabaileyvo

3. This dad who was feeling his wife's dress design...until he found out it wasn't the work of, say, Stella McCartney, but their baby throwing up:

I complimented my wife on the design on the back of her dress not realizing it was our son's vomit. from Parentingfails

virgo ☼ mami @virgoosunmami

Great... my 3 year old saw me pull a tampon out & now she’s going around saying mommy had a mouse in her butt
04:51 AM - 08 Mar 2020
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Twitter: @virgoosunmami

Steve 🏳️‍🌈 @papaneedscoffee

2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?” Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.” 2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?” It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..
02:09 PM - 28 Jan 2020
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Twitter: @papaneedscoffee

6. This parent who accidentally washed a diaper and now has to deal with this:

In case you were wondering, this is what it looks like when a diaper makes it’s way into the wash... been scooping this goo-snow stuff out for half an hour now 😭 from Parentingfails

7. This parent who had to have a very awkward conversation with Amazon:

Kid buys farts from amazon from KidsAreFuckingStupid

ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz

My 7 year old: *staring at my face* Me: What is it, sweetie? My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too? Kids are delightful.
05:37 PM - 09 Feb 2021
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Twitter: @ThisOneSayz

Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother

My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine.
03:32 PM - 06 Feb 2020
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Twitter: @someboysmother

10. This parent who discovered that their toddler threw a few new, uh, toys into the bath:

While the world is fighting over TP, my toddler is giving ours a bath. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

11. This parent who's going to have to write a very large check to the plumber:

If it fits, it goes in the drain from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Anita Singh @anitathetweeter

Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he’s only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: “BUT I’M NOT FOUR”
09:19 AM - 22 Aug 2020
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Twitter: @anitathetweeter

Brian Wecht @bwecht

shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER”
04:11 PM - 22 Oct 2020
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Twitter: @bwecht

14. And this parent whose kid swallowed a penny AND a SIM key:

My kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed a simm key the day before. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

15. This parent who was looking forward to a delicious breakfast, but alas...:

My 3 yr old insisted on making me breakfast from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Abra Barbier @BarbierAbra

My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is? How do you lose a cello? I need answers. I don't understand what's happening.
11:56 AM - 02 Aug 2019
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Twitter: @barbierabra

Jesse Modz @jessemodz

We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote “I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty”. $400 - see yeah!

02:15 AM - 02 Jan 2020
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Twitter: @jessemodz

18. This dad whose kid is lowering their home's resale value bite by bite:

Open pic to read caption 😂 from KidsAreFuckingStupid

19. And this parent whose kid is lowering their car's value even faster:

My son was so excited to show me the art he drew on my car with a rock from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

me, laying on the couch toddler: dad, I didn't go peepee anywhere. I want you to know I didn't. me, getting off the couch
09:31 PM - 12 Sep 2019
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Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

21. This parent who learned their kid is not going to be a mathematician (and passing math is up in the air too):

It's always possible to love someone and hate them at the same time from KidsAreFuckingStupid

22. This parent whose kid "would shit":

I would too tbh from KidsAreFuckingStupid

23. And — dear lord — this parent who found out their kid drew this on the back of their schoolwork:

What my daughter drew on the back of her school work... At school... Sweet baby Jesus from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Ellie Hawkes @elspells13

6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." #mumlife
11:16 AM - 23 Aug 2021
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Twitter: @elspells13

25. This parent whose kid is a future grifter (and DEFINITELY the parent of the Oreo-obsessed kid):

It wasn’t even double stuffed smh from KidsAreFuckingStupid

26. This parent whose clueless kid is responsible for this bit of cringe:

My friends kid learned that his teacher can see everything he does in Google Docs today from KidsAreFuckingStupid

27. This parent who had to watch their kid do this in front of all the other parents:

Play Like Nobody's Watching. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Jessie @mommajessiec

My 4-year-old took a bite out of all of the muffins to determine his favorite. The verdict: Banana nut They were all banana nut.
12:31 PM - 05 Aug 2019
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Twitter: @mommajessiec

30. And this parent whose kid stepped all over their birthday joy:

My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

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30 Kids Who Ruined Their Parents' Day Faster Than You Can Say, "Oh Sh—"

1. This mom who was convinced her daughter was being haunted by a ghost baby:

2. And this mom who also probably thinks she's living in a horror film:

3. This dad who was feeling his wife's dress design...until he found out it wasn't the work of, say, Stella McCartney, but their baby throwing up:

4. This mom who had to suffer through explaining that she did not, in fact, have a mouse in her butt:

5. And this dad who didn't want his coffee anyway:

6. This parent who accidentally washed a diaper and now has to deal with this:

7. This parent who had to have a very awkward conversation with Amazon:

8. And this mom whose kid gave her the opposite of a confidence boost:

9. This mom whose neighbor now thinks she does cocaine, thanks to her kiddo:

10. This parent who discovered that their toddler threw a few new, uh, toys into the bath:

11. This parent who's going to have to write a very large check to the plumber:

12. This mom whose kid totally sold her out:

13. This dad who is going to have PTSD flashbacks of this moment:

14. And this parent whose kid swallowed a penny AND a SIM key:

15. This parent who was looking forward to a delicious breakfast, but alas...:

16. This parent who needs answers:

17. And this parent who maybe has a right to be even more exasperated:

18. This dad whose kid is lowering their home's resale value bite by bite:

19. And this parent whose kid is lowering their car's value even faster:

20. This dad who definitely had to deal with pee somewhere:

21. This parent who learned their kid is not going to be a mathematician (and passing math is up in the air too):

22. This parent whose kid "would shit":

23. And — dear lord — this parent who found out their kid drew this on the back of their schoolwork:

24. This mom whose day hit a high point, then absolutely cratered a second later:

25. This parent whose kid is a future grifter (and DEFINITELY the parent of the Oreo-obsessed kid):

26. This parent whose clueless kid is responsible for this bit of cringe:

27. This parent who had to watch their kid do this in front of all the other parents:

28. This mom whose kid ruined the whole batch:

29. This mom who...well, I don't need to do any explaining here:

30. And this parent whose kid stepped all over their birthday joy:

30 Kids Who Ruined Their Parents' Day Faster Than You Can Say, "Oh Sh—"

1. This mom who was convinced her daughter was being haunted by a ghost baby:

2. And this mom who also probably thinks she's living in a horror film:

3. This dad who was feeling his wife's dress design...until he found out it wasn't the work of, say, Stella McCartney, but their baby throwing up:

4. This mom who had to suffer through explaining that she did not, in fact, have a mouse in her butt:

5. And this dad who didn't want his coffee anyway:

6. This parent who accidentally washed a diaper and now has to deal with this:

7. This parent who had to have a very awkward conversation with Amazon:

8. And this mom whose kid gave her the opposite of a confidence boost:

9. This mom whose neighbor now thinks she does cocaine, thanks to her kiddo:

10. This parent who discovered that their toddler threw a few new, uh, toys into the bath:

11. This parent who's going to have to write a very large check to the plumber:

12. This mom whose kid totally sold her out:

13. This dad who is going to have PTSD flashbacks of this moment:

14. And this parent whose kid swallowed a penny AND a SIM key:

15. This parent who was looking forward to a delicious breakfast, but alas...:

16. This parent who needs answers:

17. And this parent who maybe has a right to be even more exasperated:

18. This dad whose kid is lowering their home's resale value bite by bite:

19. And this parent whose kid is lowering their car's value even faster:

20. This dad who definitely had to deal with pee somewhere:

21. This parent who learned their kid is not going to be a mathematician (and passing math is up in the air too):

22. This parent whose kid "would shit":

23. And — dear lord — this parent who found out their kid drew this on the back of their schoolwork:

24. This mom whose day hit a high point, then absolutely cratered a second later:

25. This parent whose kid is a future grifter (and DEFINITELY the parent of the Oreo-obsessed kid):

26. This parent whose clueless kid is responsible for this bit of cringe:

27. This parent who had to watch their kid do this in front of all the other parents:

28. This mom whose kid ruined the whole batch:

29. This mom who...well, I don't need to do any explaining here:

30. And this parent whose kid stepped all over their birthday joy:

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