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    17 Hilarious Complaints About Newborns That'll Make New Parents Laugh Way Too Hard

    Wipe that gummy little smile off your face, baby!

    You know who has had it too easy for too long? Newborn babies. Sure, they're cute, but what do they really do besides enter your life and turn everything upside down?

    Well, recently Twitter user @charlee_buns had had enough and decided it was high time we went in on them, and hard.

    Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.

    And, wow, people didn't need to be asked twice!



    @charlee_buns They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.


    @charlee_buns they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out.


    @charlee_buns For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. 😡 We’ve got bills???!!!!!


    @charlee_buns They're here to replace us. They want to take our jobs and live in our houses and when we die the little buggers will take all our money.


    @charlee_buns They have no respect. I go out my way to make sure I don't wake them up. But when IM sleep, they'll scream bloody murder til I wake up


    @charlee_buns @Cyndershe For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend


    @charlee_buns Most of them loom like aliens that haven't finished developing yet


    @charlee_buns Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.


    @charlee_buns What’s with all the character outfits? CosPlay game be weak AF


    @charlee_buns @sheacito stare alot for someone who cant fight


    @charlee_buns They never have comebacks LAME


    @charlee_buns They use the same cry for everything.. like let me know if you’re hungry or sleepy


    @charlee_buns They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry


    @charlee_buns Other animals drop out and go hunt... If we ain't hold em properly their head might pop off....


    @charlee_buns They really eat a lot for someone not chipping in on grocery money. EVERY 4 hours you hungry? 🤨Really?!?!


    @charlee_buns They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff🙄


    @charlee_buns They never have gas money 🙄

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