1. This person whose cat peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice:
2. This person whose chicken sandwich turned out to be totally raw:
3. And this person who spilled a heaping pile of spaghetti all over her bed:
4. This person who ordered a pizza and had this show up:
5. And this person who ordered some sushi (that might've been delivered by the same person):
6. This person who got two cheese slices — instead of cheeseburgers — thanks to an online ordering fail:
7. This person who got a bowl of nothing but meat thanks to another online ordering fail:
8. And this person whose online order was left for days at the wrong house:
9. This person who finished a salad and then — dear God — found a SLUG on the bottom:
10. This person who found a worm in their rice:
11. And this person who — in the middle of eating a nectarine — discovered a thriving ant colony inside:
12. This person whose breakfast was invaded by a bat, man:
13. This person who chose poorly:
14. This person whose sandwich was a total lie:
15. This person who used taco seasoning — instead of cinnamon — to make pancakes:
16. This person whose sprinkle donut went very,_ very_ easy on the sprinkles:
17. This griller who absolutely torched these T-bone steaks:
18. This burrito-craving person who finally got one...and it turned out to be totally hollow:
19. And this person whose bread was also hollow:
20. This person who — doh! — put salt into the rice cooker instead of rice:
21. And this person whose salt shaker broke as they were seasoning their eggs:
22. And this person whose pot broke while trying to drain their noodles:
23. This person whose pizza fell victim to an oven fail:
24. And this person whose pizza came out with the oven light stuck in it:
25. This person who might've left their cookies in the oven a tad too long:
26. And this kid who forgot to put water in their cup of noodles — or, er, to even take off the wrapper — before microwaving it:
27. This person whose caramel was overrun by bugs:
28. And this person who was halfway through their fries when they realized their ketchup had — gag — maggots in it:
29. This vegetarian who was given this as a meal:
30. This person who made chocolate pies with every ingredient except...eggs:
31. And this person who tried air-frying a sweet potato:
