1. This diss of a woman simply trying to change up her style is A) so out of left field, and B) so on point:
Twitter: @Em_E_Dee
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This insult of Kid Rock is so specific and real that it'd have him lying awake at night if he ever saw it:
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And here's another grade-A takedown of Kid Rock just for the hell of it:
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This swipe at Glen Powell, strangely enough, could be adapted into a pretty good children's book:
Here's a capybara for reference, LOL — hey, at least Glen is a handsome capybara turned human!
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This commenter absolutely destroyed this loaf of bread...like, if the bread were sentient it'd need to take a long walk to think about its life:
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And this hilarious dig at Penn State could singlehandedly tank the school's future enrollment:
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This comment guarantees I'll never be able to see Green Day's "When I Come Around" video the same way again:
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Ditto for this comment on Ram Jam's "Black Betty" video:
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And there's only one word that comes to mind after reading this response...OOF:
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This devastating takedown via text, I'm 99% sure, finished this conversation on the spot:
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This person only needed five words to epically roast Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Maxx Morando (or at least their hairstyles) at the Grammys:
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And this reply coined a new insult that reached through the computer and slapped the OP:
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This hilariously petty comeback is kind of like the online version of "I know you are but what am I?":
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This diss of Tucker Carlson would have him crying into his bowtie if he saw it:
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And this knock on 1997-era Bob Odenkirk would probably get a laugh out of Bob (and his sideburns):
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This diss immediately puts an image in your mind of a kid you went to school with:
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This reply to a dumb post is efficiently brutal:
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And this insult is just funny in an old school sorta way:
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This comment hilariously speaks for ANYONE who looks at this meal:
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This comment makes you think sounds about right :
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And even AI is getting in on making digs at people:
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The ribbing from this dad and grandma proves no one can roast you like family:
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This takedown of Libertarians will probably cost them a few votes in November:
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And this YouTube comment is just...chef's kiss:
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This diss of Timothée Chalamet is so random but still so funny:
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This reply is 1000% right:
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And this Chevrolet dealership's response to this Ford dealership's billboard deserves a slow clap:
