Food·Posted on Jul 28, 202137 Tweets About Food That Went Viral Because They're That FunnyFood has no right being this funny.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Behold, the most relatable tweet on the internet: Maruf @m3aruf me: i’ll make omelette *flips the omelette* me: i’ll make scrambled egg 09:04 AM - 13 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @m3aruf 2. This one is pretty damn relatable too: College Student @ColIegeStudent What should I eat tonight ……. The groceries i spent $100 on or order in pad thai for the 5th time this week? 04:35 PM - 22 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ColIegeStudent 3. Don't you hate (er, love) it when this happens? Neal Floyd @nfloyd52 Darn it! I was trying to fix a salad and it came out as a peach cobbler again! 08:47 PM - 16 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nfloyd52 4. "Have kids," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...: todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 10:20 PM - 03 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @toddedillard 5. Here's hoping he didn't order a wet burrito: Daniel Howell @danielhowell not sure i want this burrito anymore 05:10 PM - 27 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @danielhowell 6. That must've been one helluva a burrito: Hank Green @hankgreen I ate that burrito so fast I'm worried it's just gonna come out whole. 09:15 PM - 15 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hankgreen 7. I want to know the answer to this too: Auntie Bev ♎️ @curlybeviie What is the psychology behind folks desire to leave the tails on shrimp in pasta ? 😭 09:57 PM - 19 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @curlybeviie 8. Having lived through the '80s, I can confirm this: Ken Jennings @KenJennings For about three straight years in the late 1980s, the only dinner eaten in America was spaghetti and meatballs, supermarket garlic bread, and an iceberg lettuce salad. 04:43 AM - 17 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KenJennings 9. I love sushi so I'm just gonna nod along to this one: sarah lugor! @sarahlugor doesn’t sushi technically get cooked in ur stomach acid 04:23 AM - 12 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarahlugor 10. Hummus...we thank you: AIDA @shutupaida the way hummus is singlehandedly carrying all us through our 20s... i know she tired 08:19 PM - 05 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @shutupaida 11. Dreams do come true, folks: Marcel @BasicallyIDoWrk I just made a triple stack quesadilla. Just wanted you all to know. Don’t let your dreams be dreams. 08:54 AM - 31 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BasicallyIDoWrk 12. Bold food opinion #1: вrazy ! 𖤐 @emogangbanger ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention 08:08 PM - 25 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emogangbanger 13. Bold food opinion #2: Joey @JoeyMulinaro If the chocolate chip cookie doesn’t look like it might give me salmonella I don’t want it 09:50 PM - 06 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JoeyMulinaro 14. Bold food opinion #3 Arin Hanson, All Devouring @egoraptor grilled cheese is a lie, the bread is grilled. grill the cheese, coward. 06:59 PM - 03 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @egoraptor 15. And bold food opinion #4: jon drake @DrakeGatsby Fajitas are just tacos for people who crave attention 12:22 AM - 26 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DrakeGatsby 16. I once saw a vending machine in Texas that dispensed nothing but full-sized pecan pies, but this is just as unforgettable: Alastair Instone @alastairi Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the 24-hour cheese vending machine, for all your fondue and raclette needs. People of Switzerland, please come up to the stage and take a bow. 12:18 PM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alastairi 17. LOL, it was a different time: No Context Brits @NoContextBrits Sliced bread was invented in 1928. People in 1927: 10:08 PM - 13 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NoContextBrits 18. Can we get this idea onto a ballot somewhere and passed into law? andrea more @amore_orless they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants 10:54 PM - 13 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @amore_orless 19. Speaking of premeal bread: Somebody’s Son @KingHyde12 @sIicksista Me at the table waiting for them to bring my bread: 09:18 PM - 06 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KingHyde12 20. Well played, genie: slate @PleaseBeGneiss genie: you get 3 wishes me: i want a swimming pool filled with guacamole genie: done. you have 1 wish left me: wait i thought i had 2 genie: guac is extra 09:14 PM - 29 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss 21. Sometimes, mistakes are made in the kitchen, exhibit A: willz @willztwt I forgot to put water in my ramen 05:15 AM - 13 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @willztwt 22. Exhibit B: panda express girl @gabebergado six year anniversary of me falling asleep with a frozen pizza in the oven and waking up to this 09:49 PM - 13 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gabebergado 23. And exhibit C: n. sahar @sahar_bear throwback to the time i thought the pakora batter in the fridge was waffle batter so i ended up having a pakora waffle 04:33 AM - 10 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sahar_bear 24. It's sort of like when 5-year-olds ask for "peanuts": Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna. 03:26 PM - 22 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pro_worrier_ 25. I'm team tomato, but...: hlubi 925 @Hlubi_Stone H0W TO EAT A BURGER Step 1: Open bun and remove tomatoe slice 08:11 PM - 21 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Hlubi_Stone 26. I'm also team pineapple: Kamani🇯🇲 @MANIGETSJUICY "Pineapples dont belong on" is that a mf cheeseburger ?! 03:45 PM - 25 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MANIGETSJUICY 27. OK, yuck it up, but have you melted it on a burger? Señor Tren @SenorTren calling this "american cheese" is such a self-own 09:51 PM - 10 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SenorTren 28. If you eat your steak well done, you might want to skip this one: MS. MODERNA, GWORL @LocdWithNessa I’m not going to dinner with people who eat well done steak no more. Y’all be shaking the whole fucking table tryna cut a hockey puck 😒 01:14 AM - 19 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LocdWithNessa 29. Now there is an idea: Dread Pirate Mark @Mark_Dubs Mike's Hard Chicken Noodle Soup 11:52 AM - 14 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Mark_Dubs 30. No lies detected: NASIA @rysice A Caesar salad gon do what needs to be done everytime 09:53 PM - 10 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rysice 31. They're definitely not ok: sam @samkitty444 U ok baby? You’ve barely touched your frog sushi 07:54 PM - 24 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @samkitty444 32. Sorry, dad: Lil habanero. @AyyAmbs Lmfao my dad just cussed me clean out cause i said i was making pancakes and put this on his plate. 😭 03:42 PM - 09 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AyyAmbs 33. There is too much truth in this one: Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy Grilled cheese is made by burning one side and then nervously undercooking the other. 12:45 AM - 31 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @curlycomedy 34. In fairness, these are never easy to fit in the fridge: Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16 “Honey, put the pizza in the fridge before you go to bed.” 02:04 PM - 18 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @anylaurie16 35. Reporting for duty, sir: Dana Beers @danabeers I would go to war for chicken tikka masala with a side of garlic naan. Do not test me on this 10:32 PM - 18 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @danabeers 36. Enough has definitely been said, Lana: Lana Condor @lanacondor Here’s the thing: I could absolutely go and work out... OR I could eat the quiche in my fridge and lay down... I feel like enough has been said? 08:56 PM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lanacondor 37. And lastly, I agree with this tweet 100,000,000%: 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐯𝐚⚜️ @rebelleflowerr_ This how you supposed to eat your waffles 05:14 AM - 03 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rebelleflowerr_