Ahoy, my good people! Do you find this funny?
How about this glorious stupidity?
If you said "yes" to either of those, then you'd love the dad joke geniuses over at r/dadjokes. Here are a bunch of their best jokes plus some comments on the jokes, which sometimes are funnier than the joke themselves!
1. This joke couldn't bee any funnier:
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer. from dadjokes
**"**Ah the ol' baker's buzzin'." —u/Brain-Science
"I wasp looking for the perfect pun. I found it." —u/SuperPotatoPancakes
2. And this one shouldn't be a-loud to be this funny:
"I saw an ad that read: 'Guitar for sale, only $1, no strings attached.'" —u/ghostsharkbear
"I _fretted _about the cost." —u/jisattics
3. This groaner deserves a stan-DING ovation:
4. This new dad's dad joke skills are already A+:
My son was just born(!) and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they’ll marry eachother. from dadjokes
"Yeah, right! My son wasn't born yesterday!" —u/TampaWes
5. Ditto for this new dad's joke:
**"**This is the perfect dad joke because it literally made you a dad." —u/alnono
"No, it made him a daughter." —u/generalbootman
6. I hereby nominate this dad for the highest dad joke honor possible:
7. This joke isn't tire-d — it's very of the moment:
**"**Not so sure on this one. You might want to retire it." —u/sgzepik
"rim shot" —u/_Foxdenfreude
"That was wheelie good!" —u/Big_Aloysius
8. After daughters are subjected to jokes like this one...
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?" from dadjokes
**"**Milk it for all it's worth." —u/lilbro93
"This is not even that funny a post, or are you guys high on grass?" —u/FindMeUserNames
9. ...they often grow up talented in the ways of the dad joke:
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said... from dadjokes
"This one was…wait for it...well timed.” —u/AFew10_9TooMany
10. See?
My 8 year old daughter just came up with this: What do you call Batman when he's hurt? from dadjokes
**"**Ha! She's a good_ Joker_." —u/1Kings2214
"Ha! Gothaaam!" —u/bhosso6
11. Sons learn the art from their dads too:
"What a cheesy joke. I love it!" —u/RandomDoctor
"Perhaps he’s got a chip on his shoulder." —u/shahooster
12. See?
13. A Star Wars-themed dad joke? Yes!
"You might be looking for approval in Alderan places there..." —u/ssj4falky
14. This here is an office-ial dad joke:
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her. from dadjokes
**"**When I was a child, my dad used to tell me that his boss was a green, two-headed lizard monster that breathed fire and spit poison. This makes me realize how lucky he was that I never went to his job, because I definitely would have asked about Judy the lizard lady." —u/HeadlessVictory
15. Wives put up with a lot when married to a dad jokester:
16. I mean A LOT:
"I call dibs on decorating this guy's tombstone." —u/stop-right-therr
17. Bless you for your patience, wives:
"My Dad got this tiny Thermos flask tattoo done on his arm. When you look closely it says, 'Don't touch my Thermos tat.'" —u/HugoZHackenbush2
18. Who nose what dad first did this:
19. This jokester has the write stuff:
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. from dadjokes
"Aaaaahaa, chalk one up for this guy!" —u/chilldabpanda
"Please stop. I'm board of these lame jokes." —u/HisNameIsRatatouille
20. If you don't get this one at first, read it again:
21. Can dad jokes be relatable? Well, let's see:
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.” from dadjokes
"Stop telling stories about me on the internet please." —u/BarztheOrange
22. This one's funny to everyone but camels:
Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. That's it. from dadjokes
23. This joke deserves a rim shot:
24. I would like one of these, please:
25. You could power the sun with the groans this one elicits:
"K." —u/zenixity
26. This guy took his shot at dad joke glory:
27. OMG, this is, like, so funny:
"That joke was very odd." —u/Cheap_Molasses_1687
28. This joke is sweet:
**"**Gentlementoes." –u/trevb75
29. This one is really filly, I mean, silly:
**"**Guess they’re no longer in their hay day." —u/FancyCousin
30. This dad is doing a public service:
31. This joke is bloody good:
32. This is my favorite dad joke on the list, Ikea you not:
33. And lastly, this one is sorta uplifting:
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked, “Do you want to hear today’s special?” I said, “Yes please.” from dadjokes
"'Just…tell me something about the menu, please.' 'Sir! The men I please is my private business!'" —u/cheesecakeMMXX
"'Soup or salad?' 'I don't want a super salad; just get me a regular one, thank you.'" —u/thisgonsoundweird736
Fine work, dads. Keep it up!
