2. As impressive as that is, though, a lot has changed in the last 67 years.
5. “In the great green-certified room there was a smart phone, and a silver spoon, and a picture of -“
6. “A high-contrast, brain-stimulating black-and-white moon”
7. “And there was a musical concert by Baby Mozart”
8. “And high window guards and French flash cards”
9. “And a sterilizer and a bottle brush and a bowl full of organic mush”
10. “And a bilingual nanny who was whispering hush”
11. “Goodnight Nanny-Cam: A Parody For Modern Parents” is available now.
- Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- "SNL" paused the laughs for a moment last night to pay tribute to former President Barack Obama.